Banned for not taking the green door.

Banned for leaving the red one open.

Banned for leaving your back door open. 

banned by the out of the box thinking

banned for thinking there was ANY thinking done in the box.... at the last stock-take the box was empty bar a few cobwebs and deceased rodent or two.

OI!!! Somebody get a cleaner into aisle 6 to remove those dead rodents... and please seal the box to prevent further infestations.

Banned for rebooting Aisle 6 after cleanup.

banned for not finding number 13 on aisle 6

Banned for seeing in between 13 and 14.

Banned for it was between 11 and 12 that was more imporatant... just as it was all those years ago between 44 and DD.

Oh well, the pigeon has flown the coop and will probably return to roost in Hung Lo's birds nest soup

Banned for 11..12...imporatant and Hung Lo's bird's nest soup written by the same guy what wrote gray spots on the wall by Mistacompletely.  

banned for misty mountains

Banned for deep in the valley where there lurks a dark presence who entertains impure thoughts of maidens fair... and their mothers.

banned for assuming its in a valley where such a thing lurks

Banned for I do not assume... it truly exists there because the neighbours who live either side of me live next door to it.

Banned because you're in the middle of Lurkerdom. 

banned for there are mountians high enough

Banned for valleys low enough.

banned for sing songedness

banned for not banning

You can post pictures but you need to ban while you are at it.

Banned for not banning because of no banning in the ban thread.

banned for over banning