banned for a whale of a tale

Banned for tail wagging has been done already.

banned for not wanting to see a three legged dog (rear leg missing) attempt to wag its tail

Banned for responding to ryats trolling.

Banned for the troll under the game of bridge.... and I'm glad it was your leg rather than mine the dog was humping

banned for rolling trolls

Banned for the roller coaster ride... you know trolls are afraid of heights.  I mean, why do you think they hide UNDER bridges and not on top?

banned for being down under

Banned for up and over... as well as to your left and to your right and everything in between.

Banned for those directions have me under a spell.   I can play piano now!  hehe

banned for playing string instruments

banned for stringing instruments up... and expect to pay big time when that piano falls on somebody's loved one.

banned for assuming that that piano will fall

Banned for forgetting it rains cats and dogs, not that string instrument the piano.

Banned for percussions.

banned by the M&Ms of Mars

triple banned for triple posting

Bann3d for thrice removed.... and on double time and a half that's gonna work out to one expensive move

banned for union labor

Ban ryat for being a corporate fatcat money grubbing whore.

banned for saying I am a cat

I am a RYAT!

Banned for multiple personalities... oh, and be sure to get your feline flu shot.