Banned for dissing daffodils and primroses.... not to mention egg yolks, which am yellow, too.

Also banned for the fox in the hen house.... he had a big cock and washed it down with an egg nog.

Banned for egging him on, I bet.

banned for betting

Banned for being right, I should get a spanking. 

banned for sadistic punishment

Banned for the eights, missing the nines and going straight for the ten with bugs and boot loops.

Banned for counting on it.  

banned for final countdown

Banned for inflation mean there's never a final countdown, just fechen bankers getting richer while everyone else is watching the lull in proceedings.

Also banned for not being next in line and spanking IROKONESS when she asked ever so politely.  Shame on you!!!

Banned for that's his charm.  Good thing I don't wait on Prince Charming for a spanking. hehe

banned for trying to charm the prince

Banned for wanting a frogging.

Banned from Elsa's wedding.

Banned for editing the prenups.

Banned for weddings lasting till 6:52 AM.

Banned for the honeymoon wasn't to be missed.... sadly, his mother-in-law thought the same thing and was less than a stone's throw from the honeymoon cot.

Banned for it's time for an Ellen joke,

A guy walked into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, you can have a drink, but ya better not start anything.   LOL

banned for using jump ropes

Banned for working only when you get a jump start

Banned for starting something.

banned for not finishing it

Banned for there was/is no light at the end of the tunnel... meaning nothing gets finished in here unless somebody finds a torch.

banned for torching the place

Banned for joining the race to the bottom... and when you get there you'll feel lower than a snakes a-hole.

banned fro bottom dwelling