Banned for those were tennis balls.... and my grandfather's clock was too big for his pocket, so he kept it in a polythene bag.

banned for tennis

Banned for Wimbledon neck from watching it too much.... next you'll be able to do a Reagan from the Exorcist, having swivel neck n' all.

banned for being on a swivel

Banned for owl tricks.    Cuz everyone knows Trix are for kids.     maybe

Banned for there's no treat without a trick.... as any bloke who pays a gal to turn a trick would know

Banned for thinking of Hallows Eve. 

banned on the eve of sundown

Banned for morning sunrise.

Banned for the midnight sun....well okay, not all of us has photos of such late night bedroom proclivities without the flash on.

Banned for shedding light on trivia.

banned for trivial pursuits

Banned for the wrong answer..... so go directly to jail, do not pass go and do not collect $200.

banned for messing with the banker's favorite toy

Banned fer mentioning effin' bankers... you should be whacked across the wrist with a knotted boot lace.

Banned for jiggly gigs and other stuff.

banned for the stuff fits of giggling is made of.... and oh how I love jiggly bits.

Banned for oversized enthusiasm.

banned by the timey whimey company

Banned for bad company... now go away and stop trying to corrupt people.

Banned for I'm glad you said that... I didn't want to brag.

banned for being a braggart 

Banned for I didn't... Uvah did it for me... must've been peeping thru the keyhole again.

banned for letting someone else brag about you

Banned for being toooo judgemental in an area of behaviour you are only tooooo familiar with.

banned for assumption of familiarity