banned for continuing on with the nonsense 

Banned and double banned for banning more banners than any banner banning here.

Banned for repetitive bans without coring the apples and sitting on the fermented juices growing babies in your pocket.

Banned for wriggling out of your strait jacket and escaping your padded cell to break into the asylum's administration office to use the computer so as to make the above ban with nonsensical overtones and extraordinarily weird associations with the procreation of offspring and fermented juices.... and why on Earth didn't they use condoms or some other form of birth control in a time when the planet is becoming over-populated with humanoid but not necessarily human creatures?

banned for run on ban

Banned for running around with blindfolds on backwards.

Banned by my infinite wisdom for thinking you could skate on very thin ice in dirty great big army boots purchased from a retired sergeant major who complained they gave him bunions and made his feet stink worse than year-old, non-refrigerated stale cheddar... and how come your socks feel the need to walk to the laundry on their own?

Banned for not appreciating the powerful, palate moving flavor of aged, crystalized, years old cheddar.

https://www.smokehouse.com/burgers.nsf/item/aged-cheddar-cheese

banned for aging yourself

Banned for reading the Banned post.

Banned for being a late-comer offering criticism to a well-seasoned banner with more than ample experience, and please show us your invite to the thread or be forever banned to a non-banning purgatory where there is the wailing of sinners and the gnashing of teeth... oh, and where the fech are my damned dentures?

Banned for summary dismissal of a potentially able banner.

Banned 'cause we am equal opportunity banners who don't do that blue colored cheesy stuff masquerading as Walrus upckuck.

Banned for you am NOT the Walrus and why isn't the answer blowing in the wind?

Banned for having a walrus with no porpoise.

Banned for doing on porpoise what most do accidentally while looking the other way at naked and near-naked cats who were born without fur to discourage their owners from thinking they need a bath.... and where's a back washer when ya need one?

banned for wasting my time

Banned for the pot calling the kettle black and why are you being a big girl's blouse and accusing others of wasting your time when you yourself have misspent more hours than a nudist camp full of off-season footballers on R & R could poke their willies at?

Banned for disparaging Free Willy.

Banned for wanting to free Willy while catching the breeze and where's my 'peter heater', it's frickin' Winter down here?

banned for thinking +107° F is cold

Banned for getting your facts jumbled and thinking I got wot you got... and no, that isn't a rectal thermometer you're about to put in your mouth, but it may have been used that way.  

BTW, it's going down to 4 c. here tonight/early hours of the morning

B...b...b...banned f...f...for l...l...letting in t...t...the c...c...cold. Brrrr 

Banned for impersonating a meteorologist reporting on live TV from the Antarctic and I bet you wouldn't free willy there.

banned for chart dropping weather change