Banned for making a soapbox coin ICO.

Banned for coining ICO's under cover of stuff.

Banned for running under cover with a box of soap to count your coins.

Banned for making soap coins for rainy day funds.

Banned for rainy days and soap operas. Yuck!

Banned for going to the outdoor opera to watch the divas blow soap bubbles in the rain.

Banned for attending the opera butt naked in a tub of bubbles.

banned for caring on without me

Banned for being absent and not 'caring'

Banned for absenteeisms.

Banned for showing up every day.

Banned for every day shenanigans and lunacy.

banned for caring at all

Banned for taking a long walk off a short pier so's you could wash away the dirt behind yer ears

Banned for feeding the sharks from a short pier.

Banned for inviting the tanks to the party.

Banned for being at the party with the generals who ordered those tanks to rumble along.

Banned for rumbling and not tumbling after fumbling a deflated pig skin.

Banned for stuttering and muttering while mumbling through and inflated guinea pig skin.

Banned for bringing inflated gaseous rodents into the ban thread.

banned for letting out all the gas

Banned for siphoning gas to save at the fuel pump.

Banned for trying to siphon gas from a Tesla.

Banned for Extra Vehicadicular Adventures.

Banned for creating fake adventures to take advantage of the Documentary Channel.