Banned for documenting your adventures down under.

banned for going over the under pass

Banned for going over the calorie limit at the feast of the passover.

banned for breaking the bread of the spaghetti monster

Banned for going pasta slow moving vehicle to go buy your daily bread.

banned for making time move so slowly

Banned for timing slow moves too quickly.

Banned for quickly slowing down time.

Also banned for feet so big that shoes don't fit but the shoe boxes do.  

Banned for boxing feet and forgetting toe holds.

Banned for illegal wrestling holds in a boxing ring.

banned for thinking anything is illegal

Banned for illegal thinking and triggering an alert at minds r us is minding u.

Banned for the illegal triggering at minds were them.

Banned for removing all joy from life by disallowing triggering. 

I hope my ban triggers somebody today, because triggering is good and what doesn't kill you makes you stronger and (maybe) more able to handle life's little challenges.  And it's fun, too!   

Banned for exceeding the word limit for safe banning.

Banned for safes.

banned to the safe zone for the immediate future

banned immediately for zoning violation Title I Section III Paragraph A Sub 2.  "No Party may ban someone to the safe zone without the prior written consent of the Safety Banning Commission".

banned for wanting to start a #metoo movement on the ban thread

Banned for handing out money and not giving some to me too.

Banned for leaking non confidential schedules into the wild.

Banned for unscheduled leaking in the wild.

banned for leaking and not getting it sealed properly

Banned for listening to an Informercial and covering your leaker with tape and glue.

Banned for taking a leak in the wild so you don't have to call a plumber.