Banned for ring around the bathtub barbie.

Banned for taking your Barbie doll with you to the bathtub..... something kinky going on there.... and oh look, she's got no clothes  on

banned for hating on bath barbie

Banned for posing with inorganic articulated long necked facsimiles of nether regionless opposite genders.

Banned.  No Nope No Way they were definitely USDA organic.

Banned for omitting the zip zero zilch nada nuthin' aspect of denials. 

Banned for the long walk to complete and total transparency is taking far too long and is frustrating those of us who accept nothing less from our leaders of the forums and beyond the walls of Sodom & Gommorah.

banned for walking the plank again

Banned for being two short planks thicker than a pencil but thinner than a splinter.

Banned for bringing your wood up again.  I am sending you some termites.

banned for eating away at his wood

Banned for woodies...again.

Banned for not appreciating my '50 Woodie Wagon.

Banned for falling off the wagon and turning back to tinned dog food, again

Banned for quoting Woody Wagon Tinned Dog Food LLC MCA Ink. logos. Now pay up *holding hand out*. 

Banned for falsely supporting the Woody Wagon Tinned Dog food company, when in fact you're holding your hand out for a cash injection to buy cat food.

banned for dogging on everyone

Banned for cat calling.

banned for posting up cat calls in an attempt to embarrass men

Banned for doing a runway walk when he cat called.

Banned for Thundercat toons.

Banned for calling your cat a pussy when in actual fact it is a moggie.

banned for poor slang explanation 

Banned for not knowing what moggie stands for... a flea bitten cat with no breeding or pedigree.

Banned for describing a mutt aka a heinz 57