Banned for over and under the bucket with the holes patched with spare toes.

banned for dropping the bucket on your head

Banned for heading it up.

banned for making it all about you

Banned 'cause thissa mine day.

Banned for thinking that perving at hot looking nurses makes you better.  Not saying it don't help, but the treatment is still necessary.

Banned of course

Hey he's  the Rubber Banned man when he starts to jam.

Banned for fingers in the jam, making the rubber banned sticky to touch.

Banned for jammin' in da Ban Jammer without juice for the gitars. Ha ha

Banned for jamming alongside the Groovy Goolies with a two string violin.

Banned for not including my awesome tiny cello.

Banned for think yourself lucky yer even in the band.... and what about yer double bass with the one string?

Banned to be continued.

Banned for continuing to get banned but repeatedly coming backwith continuing and predictable regularity.

banned for repeating the process

Banned for peat and repeating the repeat...again.

Banned for the repetition of doing it over and over again.

Banned for going in obloids.

Banned for going in the neighborhood bushes.

Banned for not looking the other way.

banned for letting the cats eat out of the kitchen mixing bowl

Banned for mixing up the felines.

Banned for cat in the cake batter.

Banned for mashed Mickey Finns.