XP done.

Good riddance

Heeeyyyy!

Oh...and first set of docks done. None for you Natas...if you know what I mean.

Looks good V!!

Penthouse - And it's not a cave in Afghanistan   

Penthouse - A Penthouse In Heaven

The Pope dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, Saint Peter shows him to his new quarters which turn out to be a tiny one bedroom apartment.

The Pope is horrified and wants to know why he doesn't have the penthouse apartment, which is huge.

Saint Peter informs him that the resident of the penthouse is a lawyer.

"A lawyer," says the Pope. "But I'm the Pope, surely I'm more important."

"With respect Sir," says Saint Peter, "We have lots of Pope's up here, but we only have ONE lawyer!" 

Penthouse - Why My Mamma In The Penthouse?

Your mama so fat when she posed for Penthouse they had to make the centerfold 4 extra pages bigger.

Ah, that's why she was there. 

Penthouse - Even a Caveman can do it.

Penthouse - So easy even a Caveman can do it.

Penthouse - We can't play cards Here?

Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later when Jeff went to the kitchen to get some refreshments Sandy followed him and asked, "Did you see anything under the table that you liked?" Jeff admitted, "Well, yes I did." She said "you can have it, but it will cost you $100." After a minute or two, Jeff indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Dave works Friday afternoons and Jeff doesn't, that Jeff should come to their house around 2:00 PM on Friday.

Friday came and Jeff went to her house at 2:00 PM. After paying her the $100, they went to the bedroom, had sex for a few hours and then Jeff left.

Dave came home about 6:00 PM and asked his wife, "Did Jeff come by this afternoon?" Totally shocked, Sandy replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes." Next Dave asked, "Did Jeff give you $100?"

Sandy thought, 'Oh hell, he knows!' reluctantly she said, "Yes, he did give me $100."

"Good," Dave says. "Jeff came by the office this morning and borrowed the $100 from me and said that he'd stop by our house on his way home and pay me back. It's so good to have a friend you can trust." 

Please Wait image  aaaand.... onto Vista I go

lol....John, you love every minute....annnnd you love the complaining also! 

But don't worry, I won't tell a soul.

Well....I know I'm just filling in making these docks...but we'll just have to suffer...if you know what I mean.

Dunno how anyone will top those WG, They look mint mate

Thanks John!

may i ask a question? why did you said that it will be up on your site mid next week? isn't it for the contest winner and the guy he gifted? sorry i was being rude & sorry that this might be an idiot question... nice dock WG

PS no Windows 7?

Penthouse - come and pat my pets

Special Key, I'm sorry but i can't continue to answer nonsense questions, I just don't have time.

I like those Giz, but I think the tabs could do without the second frame piece on the bottom (to make them more compact).

Thanks Bebi!  And those are just the first set!

That Please Wait is a masterpiece. It's a shame we'll only see it once. Maybe you could put it in a wallpaper or something.

I'm very impressed! This is fantastic

Shocker

said in best 'soup nazi' voice methinks.....  

we all miss messy and hope he is doing well....and comes home safe and sound one day soon...

super job as always web, thanks.... 

This is just too awesome got my 5 bucks stashed away in my stash box 

SoupGizmos. I like that. Wouldn't want to find them floating in my soup, but....to each his own.

*doc thinks the docks look superb. Very nice 2 layer work!