You should like cats, you seem to be a lot like them.

My cats have a tiny attention span, play with anything that moves, and arguing with them is like arguing with...a cat.

Alright...my LoL buddies (all 50ish of them I've made) all say cats are better 10-59 l2play plox hell I can even get em to hop on vent if they have to.

plus since they dont know me and like you they could just be siding you to spite me so

This is really important to you, huh?

Well. This is my forum so I make the rules. 

He's probably posted at least half the characters on this forum.

The characters? 

Character: a written symbol that is used to represent speech

I could say posts, but most of his posts have somewhere around 3000 characters, meaning he posts half the stuff on the forums even though he probably doesn't have the most posts.

That'd be me, bitch.

OH GOD NOOOOO why are you people on Demigod! Why!!!

so nom does this mean you vote dogs

he obviously votes for cat since he likes garfield

Hehe, well i just wanted to cheer up the topic a litle, i've never had a dog or a cat so i don't really feel qualified to vote, but if i was to get a pet, i'd probably get a ........ dog .

So yeah, i guess my vote goes to dogs , Garfield is awesome though .

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dogs are winning by 2 now yaaaaaaaaaaaay    its 11 to 9 now

To balance things a bit (sorry max) , I have a nice cats story, one night many years ago, my grandmother's cat fell six stories down a courtyard from my grandmas flat, and the creature didn't even break a bone .

Talk about Unclean Beast and Acclimation

It's because cats can use their tails like rutters and their legs like shock absorbers. It's amazing how far they can fall and be totally fine. Rats are similar, don't ask me how but they basically can't die by falling. Hell, nothing kills rats. They can even develop immunities to any poison

the smaller the creature the slower their terminal velocity is. So they fall slower. It's because typically they have more air resistance because their Surface Area to Mass ratio is lower than say a human.

Dogs. They are loyal to a fault.

ooo CaptainTaco's nemesis has returned.

Cats make your house smell like piss and cover everything in fur.  Dogs are way better.