Nah, she's after your gaming rig... it has a bigger CPU than hers.  Then again, she might be after the company of a real live bloke who'll treat her right.

All the better to see her with.... unless things get *ahem* a bit steamy.

Anyhow, why are you here in a random complaints thread announcing this?  A bit game, don't ya think... I mean, before you get the [wedding] ring on her finger, that is.  Like aren't complaint threads for already marrieds?

In any event, congrats to you and your betrothed, and may you enjoy many, many years of wedded bliss.

You need to get out more.  I mean, just go down to the mall, you're bound to find someone or something to piss you off.  Take a look at the prices on things... that usually does it.  Or try a well-to-do department store where the staff are arrogant and think you are below them... that always does it for me. 

Then again, you could always stay at home and bitch about having nothing to do and nowhere to go.  Oh, sorry, I forgot!  You're not one of the now generation who thinks everything comes on a silver platter and is an entitlement. Yeah, you're one of my generation, so you got lots of aches and pains to be complaining about.

You could complain about having no money to spend, but then it comes back to effing bankers and/or toilet paper manufacturers, and that would take the randomness out of it, as seanw3 so aptly reminded us.... which brings me to.....

Okay, something more random....

I used to enjoy cornflakes... until I discovered that John Harvey Kellogg invented them purely to stop young men from masturbating.  Don't believe me?  Here's the link... item #4.  Yup, John Harvey Kellogg was an anti-masturbation crusader who believed that groping the grissle, tugging the tockley, beating the meat impaired the intellectual process and was responsible for many young pudding pullers ending up in asylums for the insane.

Now I'm not saying that I'm a great wanker or anything, well not any more, a bit long in the tooth these days, but I do feel that my enjoyment of cornflakes has been severely compromised by this revelation.  I mean, to learn there is a connection between cornflakes and wanking is quite off-putting, to say the least.  Like if you're eating breakfast, the last thing you wanna be thinking about is having a wank... especially if you're late and in a hurry for work/an appointment, etc.  Alternatively, if you're having a wank, the last thing you want popping into your mind is cornflakes.  No, you want images of Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox in there, dontcha!  Nope, the association is not a good one.

Besides, I fail to see how the digestion of cornflakes prevents anyone from engaging in a bit of self 'abuse', as Kellogg termed it.  I ate cornflakes throughout my childhood and it never stopped me.  In fact, I have several competition trophies for it in my trophy cabinet, so I think Kellogg's theory was seriously flawed and it was just a ruse to get parents, who were wrongly led to believe their kids would suffer mental illness from rampant willy waggling, to buy his [then] new cereal. 

Quite frankly, I think Kellogg was barking up the wrong tree!  I mean, if cornflakes is a healthy breakfast, and healthy bodies are more functional, then surely the consumption of cornflakes increases the libido and the incidence of 'arousals' requiring 'relief'?  Still, the association has been made, and now my enjoyment of cornflakes has been totally and completely ruined.   Hmmm, wonder if there's a law suit in there someplace?

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I want to complain that the random complaints are not random enough!

Random complaints? Okay, starkers talks too much.

WC needs to bring back the audio podcats. I like it when we had that.

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Random enough for you?

Okay so what's not random about cornflakes and not 'tossing the kaber'???  Seemed pretty random to me.

Don't get me started!  I was in restraint-mode until you said that.  Like I was deliberately not taking up entire pages to myself, but to be goaded like that, well it just makes me wanna break loose and gab on to my heart's content.  How's that saying go... "be careful what you ask for"?

Anyhow, Bonehead, long time no see. Or can I call you Boner for short... or is that getting a little too informal?

In any event, 'tis good to see you're still in the land of the living and paying us a visit.  Hopefully you'll make a more frequent thing and help liven this place up some.

my compliant is the senseless waste of forum space....there is only just so much room on the net....one day it will run out...and just that bit earlier thanks to the selfishness of wiz's post.... it could have been condensed to just one line.....like so... with the addition of 'please read randomly"

complaint complaint complaint complaint complaint complaint complaint... Random enough for you?  

...and, as this has forced me to complain about it....he has wasted even more cyber space....   

Random complaint- spacesaver version.

My balls itch.

thank you

welcome

You can call me what you want, just keep it under 1 page.

I reckon I'll just keep it 'matey' and leave it at that.

As for you Websta, me old mate, I suggest you either scratch them or find some nice young lady with long fingernails to offer some relief.

ahh its christmas time- people are all hyped up one month before the event- decorating cooking baking and so on its a nice time especially if you sit infront of your chimney and enjoy the warm fire with a hot tea or coffee or any drink you would enjoy even the hard stuff.
But there is one thing i could always rage about in the season and i think its worth complaining about...those stupid hotline folks that call you late in the evening to offer you some sort of crap...be it lightbulbs vacumcleaners or to just get on your nerve with some sort of hey you have participated in our monthly vacation event and you WON!
  Breaking that relaxing time of yours even if you never ever have heard of them or participated in any sort of contest.I wonder how they manage to get your number and how these people dare to call you at a weekend evening.So yeah even to you folks at the hotline merry xmas and a happy new year since what would life be without your nonsense...

Can I bitch about Christians and their titanic tacky obnoxious Christmas displays, or would that be hate speech?  I better not risk it, so I'm not going to do it.

Its okay as long as you take the time to complain about other religions as well. Its not  hate speech as long as you hate them for what they do and not who they are. 

I think the answer is, much better

But, I live in Kansas, so even if Jews somewhere put up obnoxious Chanukah decorations or Muslims put up Obnoxious Ashura decorations, they aren't doing it here and I haven't seen any to be annoyed by. But, I would bitch if there were any.  I think that counts.  

There's no Christmas in Texas?

Uh...what?  Ya lost me.  Although Obama, when he was in town yesterday, did almost call Kansas, Texas...Jerk.

  Oranges, apples.   Really thought it was Texas....?    Sooo?

There's no Christmas in Kansas?  

There is nothing but tons and tons of Christmas crap here in Kansas, that is why I am bitching.  It's everywhere. Christmas overload.

The only thing that sorta bugs me is they start to early.   Just like it's summer clothes sale in winter. And vice versa. What's up with that?   Me Lord.