Now I want to complain about people getting Kansas and Texas mixed up.  Kansas was an Anti-Slavery state, Texas was in the Confederacy.  Obama was here in my little town yesterday and almost called it Texas...and his grandparents are from Kansas.  And now someone from this very board!  

And I thought you hated Christmas decorations and Christians...

But, in fact it's accidents. A slip of the tongue. An err.  A where are we president, blooper..  Me Lord?

I think it's because both have sucky football teams.

Yeah there is, and the leaves are just starting to turn colors.  It's beautiful.

I second that.      Having four seasons is something I would surely miss.   Happy Holidays

To err is human, to forgive is divine. 

Lord Xia is in no way divine. 

They should call it Commercemas.

Christ buggered off out of the equation 2000 years ago ....;p

I'm gone a couple of days and come back to find this place connected to alternate universes. I fear for my mental health...

See what happens when you go out dancin' with Rihansu

double post

I heard you the first time

Count on humans to turn it into a cash cow. But, on the flip side. I wouldn't have it any other way. 

I want to complain that one of the stores I frequent only put up their christmas decorations yesterday. It's like they don't respect me as a consumer if they don't put it up in the middle of november.

No, what they should do is call it MICROSOFT-MAS or BoA-mas. Get some good mileage out of all that coverage.

I could see that... if you had some to begin with....

... and have you returned that strait jacket you borrowed yet?

I didn't borrow it, I own it

See what happens when you lend out your stuff. Everyone takes possession of it. I'm not complaining though. I'd rather not have that distinction. Owning a straight jacket that is. lol

The best defense for a straight jacket is getting really really fat. 

I work at a 150 year old mental hospital, we stopped using straight jackets decades ago.  Big fall risk, patients would fall over and not be able to catch themselves and get hurt.  Also other patients could kick their ass too.  Little bit of trivia if you wanted to know why they aren't used any more...

I would like to complain about that then. Straight jackets are sweet and should be used again. 

I fall over all the time. I think it's more to do with the booze than the straitjacket

I want to complain there ain't no round jackets. WTF

I'm wearing one.

So....

...just how many 150 year olds do you have in there?

....;p

  Good catch.

I want to randomly complain about computers answering calls. 

7.  Yea, 7.  We are a damn fine hospital.