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--19, May--
I bought a jar of Miracle Whip (light) today, or should I say tonight, this evening-- whatever- its beside the point. The point is- It's odd- Whenever I think of, or come into contact with certain things I think of people.
Like Miracle Whip. I think of my High School friend Colie. She was (or still is- I would believe) a larger girl. One of her favorite things to eat was pretzels and Miracle Whip Sandwiches. Rather bizarre- but I put applesauce on just about everything (Thank you Mom). Not so much anymore, but when I get the chance- I do.
Anyways- I think about Colie and her family often. Today I made a pasta salad- whenever I make a salad I think of her sister Melissa (who is also large), and her comments on how I put so much "garbage" in my tuna salad. Then I would think for someone so fat & sponging off her mother with a kid- Who are you to say what is "garbage". Their idea of tuna salad was mixing a bunch of Miracle Whip in w/ the tuna into a creamy paste substance which could be used for drywall. Mmm... which reminds me- I bought tuna while I was out. Besides that- It makes me think to one point when the family was out of miracle whip.... She (Melissa) used Ranch dressing- forming "Tuna salad a la Potter" *Grins*.
Yes, I was heavy once too (220lbs 5'4"), but Christ I wasn't piggish about what I ate. .....
To be continued....
______________________________________________________________________________________Nosedive into Reality: Part I
Nosedive into Reality: Part II
I bought a jar of Miracle Whip (light) today, or should I say tonight, this evening-- whatever- its beside the point. The point is- It's odd- Whenever I think of, or come into contact with certain things I think of people.
Like Miracle Whip. I think of my High School friend Colie. She was (or still is- I would believe) a larger girl. One of her favorite things to eat was pretzels and Miracle Whip Sandwiches. Rather bizarre- but I put applesauce on just about everything (Thank you Mom). Not so much anymore, but when I get the chance- I do.
Anyways- I think about Colie and her family often. Today I made a pasta salad- whenever I make a salad I think of her sister Melissa (who is also large), and her comments on how I put so much "garbage" in my tuna salad. Then I would think for someone so fat & sponging off her mother with a kid- Who are you to say what is "garbage". Their idea of tuna salad was mixing a bunch of Miracle Whip in w/ the tuna into a creamy paste substance which could be used for drywall. Mmm... which reminds me- I bought tuna while I was out. Besides that- It makes me think to one point when the family was out of miracle whip.... She (Melissa) used Ranch dressing- forming "Tuna salad a la Potter" *Grins*.
Yes, I was heavy once too (220lbs 5'4"), but Christ I wasn't piggish about what I ate. .....
To be continued....
______________________________________________________________________________________Nosedive into Reality: Part I
Nosedive into Reality: Part II
