Nimbin Nimbin

Let The process begin

Let The process begin

Well my Partner and I have taken the plunge and bought a block of land and will be building our dream home. At the moment we are in the planning stage with a reputable builder. For those Aussies it's GJ Gardner Homes. We are auctioning the house in Melbourne in March so the proceeds from that will be more than enough to cover the entire costs for our new abode. So far in 2 open days there have been 68 groups of people gone through the house, 10 of those have requested engineering reports and 3 have consulted builders to visit and give them ideas on renovations or extensions. It's in a great part of Melbourne to. Ascot Vale, 5 minutes from Flemington Racecourse. I have a feeling the bidding is going to get hot on auction day. I will post progress pictures as each major point in the construction process is reached. But hopefully we should be in by Christmas or very early in the New Year. Oh we are building in Bendigo where we currently live so theres no location change :)

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Reply #26 Top

The framework being erected.

 

Reply #27 Top

Prefab....

Now is the time you find out how good the concreter was...do they fit? ....;)

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Quoting Jafo, reply 27

Now is the time you find out how good the concreter was...do they fit?
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Lol. They should fit. Every week of delay will cost em $500 and if they have problems with the frameswork etc then they will not make the deadline :P

Reply #29 Top

I had to stand over a concreter once to watch him extend the slab correctly so that the frame would fit....bits were about 300mm too short.

And yet it was set out by a real surveyor ...not some twit with a dumpy .... but the excavator kept knocking out the pegs and replacing them 'approximately'...;p

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Quoting Jafo, reply 27

Prefab.
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Not like the old days, eh... when you had REAL builders and REALl chippys.  My gradfather would roll over in his grave if he knew how houses were being built... thrown up these days.  Can't really call it building anymore, it's more like factory made and can assembled on-site by a not-too-skilled labourer and a handful of offsiders.

;P

Oh well, that's how it's done these days, and if the house is sturdy and livable afterwards, that's all that really matters, hey!

Seriously, it is coming together nicely and beginning to take shape for you, Nimbin, though there's not nuch yard left now the slab's down.  Yeah, I know, you're gonna say "but all the less there is to mow and weed out, not to mention less expense on mower fuel and fertiliser.". 

Yup, I get you there!  I got no green thumb and I'm not one for gardening.  Frankly, if it were me, I'd have had the slab from fence to fence in both directions... then get some of that spray on grass for the left over bits once the house was up.

:-"

Again, Nimbin and partner, all the best with it and I hope it all keeps going according  to plan. :)

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Quoting starkers, reply 30

Seriously, it is coming together nicely and beginning to take shape for you, Nimbin, though there's not nuch yard left now the slab's down.  Yeah, I know, you're gonna say "but all the less there is to mow and weed out, not to mention less expense on mower fuel and fertiliser.". 
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Hiya Starkers. Lol actually there will be absolutely no grass what so ever, the entire yard will be stone and rock garden. Grass is over rated i reckon :P

Reply #32 Top

Quoting Nimbin, reply 31


Quoting starkers,

Seriously, it is coming together nicely and beginning to take shape for you, Nimbin, though there's not nuch yard left now the slab's down.  Yeah, I know, you're gonna say "but all the less there is to mow and weed out, not to mention less expense on mower fuel and fertiliser.". 



 

 

Hiya Starkers. Lol actually there will be absolutely no grass what so ever, the entire yard will be stone and rock garden. Grass is over rated i reckon :P

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Over-rated ain't the word, what with all the blood, sweat and tears mowing it every week/once a fortnight, depending on the time of year.  And then there's all that petrol pollution... hence the concrete and spray on grass if a lawn was/is the option.

But then, your solution probably has the greater advantage.... NO noisy neighbourhood kids coming over to yours for a game of cricket/footy. :grin:

As for the rock garden, I've seen some very effective, not to mention attractive rock gardens of late.  It's truly amazing just how many great plants will thrive in a low-maintenance rock garden to give it colour and character.... all without the weeds.

Yeah, by the sounds of it, it's going to look great when done... and of course, you'll post the obligatory pics to show us all just how great it is.. :)

Reply #33 Top

May 22nd. Roof trusses to go on tomorrow morning.

 

Reply #34 Top

Excellent, Nimbin...and think how the snakes will love the rock garden!   :w00t:

Reply #35 Top

Quoting DrJBHL, reply 34

Excellent, Nimbin...and think how the snakes will love the rock garden!   :w00t:
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There's solar powered repellents for such unwelcomed guests.  Apparently they emit a frequency that snakes do not like, thus leaving the area of coverage snake free.

Now if only somebody'd invent solar powered repellents for religious doorknockers and door to door sales people.... cos apparently, we're not allowed to keep saltwater crocs in our driveways/front gardens.

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Quoting starkers, reply 35

Now if only somebody'd invent solar powered repellents for religious doorknockers and door to door sales people.... cos apparently, we're not allowed to keep saltwater crocs in our driveways/front gardens.
End of starkers's quote

 

 

Answer the door naked lol. Actually i answer the door fully clothed and they still run away throwing holy water over their shoulders :P

Reply #37 Top

Quoting Nimbin, reply 36


Quoting starkers,

Now if only somebody'd invent solar powered repellents for religious doorknockers and door to door sales people.... cos apparently, we're not allowed to keep saltwater crocs in our driveways/front gardens.



 

 

Answer the door naked lol. Actually i answer the door fully clothed and they still run away throwing holy water over their shoulders :P

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Hehe, it's amazing how religious canvassers never want to leave.... until you do something totally outrageous and/or obscene.  Answering the door naked usually works... asking for a drink of holy water might work as well, but offering them hands-on lessons in how to enjoy the pleasures of the flesh generally works well. 

I recall these two Mormon blokes scurrying for the hills when I introduced two women to them, one as my wife and the other as my live-in mistress.  However, that's not what had them wanting to flee faster than their stumpy little legs would carry them.  After about 10 minutes of telling them that I hired myself out to local women who needed to know what 'it' was supposed to feel like for them [grabbing one by the arm every time they indicated I was too much and wanted to leave] I asked if anyone in their congregation might be interested in availing themselves of my services. 

}:)

Even that wasn't what shocked them into wanting to flee with such haste.  No, it was when I suggested that the offer was open to both women AND men.  Hehe, with that they were down our front steps and halfway up the street quicker than a cat chased rat could disappear up a drainpipe. Didn't matter that none of it was true.  We knew it, but they didn't.  Did the trick, though!

:grin:

We never saw them again... nor any others, for that matter.  Every 2nd or 3rd week, religious door knockers from one group or another would do the rounds of the neighbourhood, but they never again knocked on our door.  Word must've gotten around, eh!

:w00t:

 

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Quoting Nimbin, reply 36

Answer the door naked lol. Actually i answer the door fully clothed and they still run away throwing holy water over their shoulders
End of Nimbin's quote

Answer the door dressed up as an ISIS dude. They'll leave holes in the air behind them...

Reply #39 Top

Quoting DrJBHL, reply 38


Quoting Nimbin,

Answer the door naked lol. Actually i answer the door fully clothed and they still run away throwing holy water over their shoulders



Answer the door dressed up as an ISIS dude. They'll leave holes in the air behind them...

End of DrJBHL's quote

Not such a good idea, really.  Some kids not too far from us [silly teens lacking respect]decided it would be a funny prank to alarm neighbours and unwitting visitors by dressing as ISIS members. 

It backfired badly!  Somebody reported it to police.  Next thing the cops were smashing down their doors, turning the place upside down and arresting all who were on the premises.  They were all released the following day, but each was charged with offences under the enacted terrorism laws.  Not that they caused any actual harm to anyone, it still serves them right, given the fear ISIS instills around the globe... are there have been teens who've left Australia to go fight for  ISIS in Syria and Iraq, so people rightly have concerns about our youth.

Worse still for these kids, the rented house was extensively damaged during the raid, so not only are they up for a hugedamages bill, they are also homeless and have zero to fech all chances of ever being able to rent housing in Australia ever again.

Ah, the steep price of sheer stupidity.

Reply #40 Top

Answer the door dressed as a Krishna....and ask them where THEY live........

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Quoting Jafo, reply 40

Answer the door dressed as a Krishna....and ask them where THEY live........
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I'll pay that one. :thumbsup:

Reply #43 Top

Yeah, the old Festival of Life trick... works for me. 

Or then, yer could have Kev's 'I gave up Wanking' playing in the background as you stood at the door, a hand fidgeting furiously in your pocket, a bit like Chucky from Sons of Anarchy, while you explain that wanking is a serious problem that's ruining your life.... and the song is inspirational in your struggle to give it up.

}:)

Yeah, I know, I have a wicked mind, but you know what they say: "Desperate times call for desperate measures"... and there's nothing worse than havng yer Sunday afternoom footy interrupted by a sermon on the doorstep and a bit of uninvited soul saving.   RIGHT?

:grin:

Reply #44 Top

Roof frames being installed

 

Reply #45 Top

We have a Roof!!!!

 

Reply #46 Top

I remember the good old days....when men were men and scaffolding was for 'girlie-boys'...;)

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Not as many crippled girlie boys nowadays, That scaffolding stops them falling :P

Reply #48 Top

Hmmm, it is taking shape very nicely indeed. 

Looks to me like it'll be a pretty fine house once completed... as in not too shabby at all. ;P

Reply #49 Top

LOL. for the money we are paying it should be nice. If not i will have questions, many many questions :P

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Quoting Nimbin, reply 49

LOL. for the money we are paying it should be nice. If not i will have questions, many many questions
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