The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a lamppost.     

What Ye sends out comes back to Thee 3 fold

why do they make ballerinas stand on their toes.......why not just get taller ballerinas....

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.. . Bob Hope

In the first year of marriage it's anywhere sex
In the 2nd year of marriage it's bedroom sex
In the 10th year of marriage it's hallway sex (thats where you pass each other in the hall and tell each other to f**k off)

um....

*is in 5th going on 6th year of marriage*... and all I can say is UM... PFTTT

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One address
One log in
One post
9 minutes to do this a new world record.
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So we'll divvy it all up

and give everyone a billion dollars.

Then we can all go to the grocery store,

which will be closed and empty.

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She was only the Farmer's Daughter , but all the Cow Manure !!

and another :

It's tough to be in the computer business when the chips are down. Sir Clive Sinclair ( of Sinclair ZX fame ..) ..

"Genius is eternal patience."

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So after everyone has a billion dollars,

don't worry you will still be able to get

someone to wash the car, but the price

will have gone up considerably.

A little time will go by and the money

will redistribute, and then we will be right

back where we are now only,

with a little inflation.

The price of a loaf of bread becomes

$300,000,000.99

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So after everyone has a billion dollars,

don't worry you will still be able to get

someone to wash the car, but the price

will have gone up considerably.

A little time will go by and the money

will redistribute, and then we will be right

back where we are now only,

with a little inflation.

The price of a loaf of bread becomes

$300,000,000.99

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Dakota tribal wisdon says then when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.

However in government, we often try other strategies with dead horses, including the following:

1. Buying a stronger whip

2. Changing riders.

3. Saying things like: "This is the way we have always ridden horses."

4. Appointing a committee to study the horse.

5. Arranging to visit other sites to se how they ride dead horses.

6. Increasing the standards to ride dead horses.

7. Creating a training session to increase our riding ability.

8. Comparing the state of dead horses in today's environment.

9. Passing legislation declaring that "This horse is NOT dead."

10 Blaming the horse's parents.

11. Harnessing several dead horses togather for increased speed.

12. Declaring that "No horse is too dead to beat."

13. Providing additional funding to increase the horse's performance.

14. Do a Cost Analysis study to see if contractors can ride it cheaper.

15. Declare that the horse is "better, faster, and cheaper" dead.

16. Form a quality circle to find uses for dead horses.

17. Revisit the performance requirements for horses.

18. Say this horse was procurred with cost as an independant variable.

19. Penalize the horse farm on which it was born.

20. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position.

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Ferraro, Mondale


Carter

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All I will ever need to really know I learned from the story of Noah's Ark:

One: Don't miss the boat.
Two: Remember, we are all in the same boat.
Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah started to build the Ark.
Four: Stay fit. When your 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
Five: Don't listen to critics, just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six: Build your future on high ground.
Seven: We are meant to travel in pairs, it was planned that way.
Eight: Speed isn't everything. The snails were onboard with the cheetahs.
Nine: When your stressed, float for awhile.
Ten: Remember the Ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic by Professionals.

True definitions: Expert - An Ex is a has been, and a Spurt is nothing more than a
Drip under pressure.

Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.

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Ellen,

look into my eye.

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Every minute an Idoit is born.. *sighs*

So how is the Amero doing?

Some words of wisdom from Dilbert - Scott Adams

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

I can please only one person per day. Today's not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either.

I don't suffer from stress, I am a carrier.

Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts.

one out of every four people are mentally unbalanced. So gather three of your closest friends together and if they all seem normal..your the nut....

"The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one"

"Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,totally worn out, shouting.
Holy crap!! What a Ride!!"