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“Bail-up, SS Queen Yoda, it iz I Capt Flash and me prodigious codpiece. Hand over the jewelry and no-one’ll get hurt,” roars Capt Flash prodigiously.
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“Thank-you, mam. Now I iz getting to the “kissin’ the victims” part of the hold-up,” roars Capt Flash libidinously.
SLURP. SWOON. COUGH COUGH
‘You’re ruby red lips taste like kimberly dust,” roars Capt Flash bitterly.
“You still got your bandana on, boss,” roars Capt LavaLamp apologetically.
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“Who was that masked man?” gasps Queen Yoda climactically.
Flash - Ah - Saviour of the universe
Flash - Ah - He'll save every one of us