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Jedi Republic Communication Thread

Jedi Republic Communication Thread

Well name change completed and a new thread to go with it. This is now the official communications port with the Jedi Republic.
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Reply #580 Top
Just sent in my vote. This is a Republic, guys - exercise your franchise. I'll hold back from my Chicago roots and avoid advising you to "vote early, vote often," but you get the idea. :)

Black Shade, your saber is updated on the website. Let me know if this is OK; I wasn't sure which Mace Windu handle you wanted.

Edit: And im tossing around the idea of maybe creating a couple guides (i.e. Maso tiny/small, Painful/Crippling Huge/Gigantic), wondering if those are needed or not.
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Wow, this would be great. I'm getting tired of having my lightsaber surgically removed from my butt whenever I try Maso. I see Ray, PBP and a couple others have posted tips for Maso/Tiny/Rare; Small is more of a real game instead of a blitzkreig exercise and would be very welcome.

Of course, it doesn't matter. With this whole "secret ballot" idea, even if Wombat wins, you'll throw out the result and put in one of your mates. Wombat's a fine leader, but you'll discriminate against him just cause he likes to wear a pirate hat. I thought you Judys were all about equal opportunity.
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Quack, we appreciate the emergency powers that have been granted to us, and vow to put them down when the current crisis is over. We love democracy. Really!

We don't discriminate against people because of their choice of attire. Many of the Jedi appreciate, for instance, Rainbird's choice of nurse outfits and leather.

Wombie would make an excellent honorary Jedi. You, on the other hand, were the one that worked out that whole "Wookiee Porn" idea. A plan so vile that even the Sith shuddered... :)
Reply #584 Top
I just sent my vote in. I hope others are voting, too!
Reply #585 Top
In case you hadn't noticed, both Berserk74 and Qui-Gon are on the front page of the Metaverse - top 25...

Nice job, guys.
Reply #588 Top
Wombie would make an excellent honorary Jedi. You, on the other hand, were the one that worked out that whole "Wookiee Porn" idea. A plan so vile that even the Sith shuddered...
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Quack waved his cutlass at the Jedi Council.

"You'd better make him an honorary Jedi, or I'll... I'll... I'll write a porn script with Yoda and Jabba in it - it'll be so vile it'll make you throw up for sure!"

"Um, are you wearing a Star Wars poster as a diaper?" asked Obi-Wan.

Quack looked down for a moment, then started hopping around the council chambers, screaming "w00t! Free speech! FREE SPEECH!".
Reply #590 Top
Woohoo, I broke 50,000 points! Finally.
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Good job KEmperor!

In case you hadn't noticed, both Berserk74 and Qui-Gon are on the front page of the Metaverse - top 25...
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Truly, a great accomplishment for these two and also for The Republic as the first ever.
Nice work team.

-Count Dooku
Reply #591 Top
Woohoo, I broke 50,000 points! Finally.
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both Berserk74 and Qui-Gon are on the front page of the Metaverse - top 25...
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Good job to all!
Reply #593 Top
ELECTION 2003

POLLS CLOSE 8PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME

5% of Precincts Reporting~ 7/35 Jedi

Prop I:
Make Wild Wombat an honorary Jedi

PASSING 71.4%


Council Elections:
KEmperor: PASSING 100%
Numbtenor21: PASSING 71.4%
Admiral Sherbert: PASSING 85.7%
Berserk: FAILING 28.5%

Good Luck to all the canidates and to those who havn't voted, VOTE!!
POLLS CLOSE 8PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME
Reply #594 Top
ELECTION 2003 UPDATE

POLLS CLOSE IN ONE HOUR

23% of Precincts Reporting~ 8/35 Jedi

Prop I: Passing 75%

Council Elections
Kemperor: PASSING 100%
Numbtenor21: PASSING 75%
Admiral Sherbert: PASSING 75%
Berkerk: FAILING 37.5%

Good Luck to all the canidates and to those who havn't voted, VOTE!!
POLLS CLOSE IN ONE HOUR!!
Reply #595 Top
ELECTION 2003 RESULTS

POLLS ARE CLOSED, RESULTS BELOW:

Prop I: PASSED 75%

Council Elections
Kemperor: PASSED 100%
Numbtenor21: PASSED 75%
Admiral Sherbert: PASSED 75%
Berkerk: FAILED 37.5%

Winners will be sworn in at a later date; to be announced
Reply #596 Top
Congrats to the winners! Berkerk, hope you don't get a complex with Yoda constantly reforcing that your election bid was less than toally successful. :p
Reply #597 Top
WOW! A big Wombat GROUP HUG to all my Jedi friends! Seriously, thanks you guys...it's an honour! :) :)

Congratulations to the winners and the Force is still strong in Berserk - the fac that you're a wonderfully tight knit group is a shining example of the living Force.

And thanks to my campaign manager, TheQuack !
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Reply #598 Top
How did KEmperor get 100% of the vote? I thought he was one of the people voting.

Welcome to the Jedi Republic, FunkyFlyBilly. It appears that KEmperor has a new Sith to train.

With 36 members now, Berserk74 should get into the Senate.


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Reply #600 Top
The Jedi Council was thrown into turmoil today when one of the candidates, Admiral Sherbert accused Dark Sith Lord KEmperor of rigging the polls.

He was quoted as saying, "How did KEmperor get 100% of the vote?"

When informed by reporters that he could vote for himself, Admiral Sherbert produced an Imperial decree from Yoda disproving this.

He was later quoted as saying, "It really doesn't matter."

~SDC~
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