Nice new logo guys. Is that a French Frigate????

LOL... sorry I duno... I got the basics from an onlt desktop theme's my computer icon from the theme "Pirates" then i edited it...

The Moaning After Part 2

'So what be the purpose of this 'ere meeting?' demanded BlueSteel regaining his composure while his first officer Evil did a check over the ANZAC's new bridge to be sure nothing was missing.

Cotal presented Blue with a weathered letter carrying the ANZACs old and now antiquated Seal stamped . . .

'Warty waz 'ere' so ps-off!'.

As the Captain opened it he comanded Evil to check the ships status . . .

'We're still holding our orbit above Anderson Sir. The other empire's Flagships are all accounted for . . . Ah hang on a sec, except one!' reported his first mate Evil with an air of precission. He continued . . .

'The Mid-Western Avatar 'Chastity' seems to have left orbit some time ago Sir, shall I try out long range sensors?' asked the capable number two.

'HA! Na you'll never find a virgin in this neck of the wood! Haha Hehe Ho Ho . . .!'

Cotal and Evil just looked at each other pexprexed while the ANZAC Captain laughed at his own joke for reasons only know to him and for a socially awkward length of time.

'Ehrm, thats a negative I take it Sir?' interjected Evil causing Blue to return to a nearer reality.

'Huh? Oh yes . . . yes, erhm negative on that Evil she'd be long gone' he answered as he began to read the faded document.

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By now the GROSS pirates were stiring on the open deck. A hang-over was no more concern to them than a sore body piercing! KitWarror the outspoken larrican of the group was the first to speak.

'Blighmy what time is it?' he asked Jaws the Wayfarer.

'Time I'd say we got back to our Ship' answered Jaws as he stood and started poking the rest of the crew with a half eaten corn cob glued in his hand from the night befor.

'C'mon ye muts, up and adam!' Jaws barked as he directed the stumbling crew towards the shuttle.

As they prepared to cast off Hurley exclaimed

'Hey wheres Wombat!'

But Wombat was no where to be seen . . . .

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The early morning on the Jedi's Ship was like most others comprised of ritual and methodical habbit.

The Aerobics session in tight bright lyrca, the meditation session in the ships consevitorium and the post breakfast communial game of Jedi Scrabble. And all this befor 8 am!

'Da-Zippideedoo! . . . hehehe! Mmmm 106 points score I for this I do!' Master Yoda excitedly shared with the other players around the virtual scrabble board as he telekeneticaly placed the little tiles neatly on the holographic board.

'Master Yoda! You win again, you are strong with the force this morning!' Count Dooku said, speaking through a forced smile.

'Hehehe . . . win I, win I, win I!' Master yoda chuckled enjoying his victory.

'No! That's it! Thats not fair! This sux! Your cheezing the game! Your breaking the rulz! suddenly shouted out the cerabrate StBlasius.

'You do this every time! The words Zippideedoo-Da! . . . you changed it around and its not right!' continued the young StBlastius now becoming quite animated.

'Like you would you have me speak . . . Hmmm?' Master Yoda rebuted his expression of joy quickly turning to annoyance with his youngest Padwan.

'What young Master StBlastius probably means to say Master Yoda is that he is unfammiliar with the term Da-Zippideedoo . . . I'm sure you could explain to him the meaning of this admitedly uncommon word' diplomaticaly said Obi Wan as he gestured StBlastius to settle down.

'Hmmm, explain I will! De-Zippideedoo is to an Arcean the act of love it is. I should expect your Master tell you they would not of this! A distraction from your training it would be . . . hmmm!'

After a short pause to take in the wisdom of thier Masters words all the Jedi errupted in laughter as they so often seemed to during those tense moments of kinship.

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. . . mabye more? Hehe this is fun!


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more please!

LOL LOL

They are really good, Cotal. This is one story I will be following.

~SDC~

lol, we buy all our defence gear from overseas, so it probably is a french frigate

nice story, cotal, I'll love to read the next part in the morning over a bowl of 'Special-Me'. LOL

The Moaning After Part 3

'He's definately not on the ANZAC' reported IceMole looking at his bio-scanner.

'Haha! Well mabye he got lucky, you know that Rainbird was pretty pushy and he's an easy target when he's in party mode.' said Killa who looked like a pretty easy target himself desheveled and covered with smeared lipstick.

Jaws and Kit just looked at Killa quizzically then Kit spoke,

'Killa why is it that you always seem to come up smellin like roses at these do's?'

'Yeah, you're looking like the preverbial allie-cat that got a good saucing! How do you do it Killa?' Jaws added genuinely interested.

'Ok I'll tell you but you gotta keep it a secret! What ya gotta do is . . .'

" BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR! Hey you boys better come back fast Pointius is up and he's not happy!" the Shuttles communicator suddenly blurted.

'HEY YOU HERE ME! I'M NOT Kidding! Stop joshing around you guys, Kit! EBZ! Wombat! ANYONE!' the overdriven communicator continued.

Rushing to the flight console Kit was the first to pick-up the security channel reciever. After turning the channel to his hand-held the other pirates could see him nodding nervously.

'Um I though he was over there Sir or mabye he got Lucky ehrm . . . hehe' Kits face contorted as he spoke to Pointius now on the other end.

They could all hear the shouting leaking out as Kit held the reciever away from his ear . . .

" WHAT THE F**K DO YOU MEAN I THOUGH HE GOT LUCKY! " Pointius's voice boomed from the reciever.

" YOU FIND HIM OR FOR F***S SAKE I"LL **#&^ING FRY YOUR WRINKLED LITTLE S#^$%UMS UP IN A STEW OF &#^#ING HOT MOLTEN LAVA! " Pointius's Mesage ended abruptly.

'So does that mean our leaves been cancelled?' asked EBZ hoping to cheer the now rather dejected group of Pirates.

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The Proffesor had kept a safe distance from the pirates that morning now watching events on the open deck through a portculius in the galley as he made himself a cup of Very Hot Herbal Tea.

'Ah just smell that! Such Flaygrent Herbal Tea with a hint of Aphrodisia, at least these ANZACs have some idea of some of more civilized bevereages other than alcohol!' said Prof. Ray as he motioned to Theoden his understudy to look out the porthole.

'Look! See! Those Pirates are squabbling amongst themselves again . . . silly bunch arn't they.' Ray added curling his long cold fingers around the small teacup making good use of its latent heat.

Theodan joined his Tall friend trying to spy a glimpse through the small circular window of the goings on but was turned on his heel by a strong hand to meet Space Ranger vincible's stare.

'Whatz up!' said Thoeden alarmed at vincibles sudden appearance.

'Yes' said Ray quite suprized by vincibles abrupt manifestation.

'You really have to stop sneaking up on us like that! Ray continued . . .

'Its unsettling! . . . what have you to report?' Ray asked.

'Cotals stolen our Mojo!' said vincible in a point of fact fashion.

'Don't be darft! Warty and I had an arrangement, she'd never do that!' Ray exclaimed a bit annoyed at the tone of the report so far.

'Perhaps your Mojo's a bit low but mines just fine thank you very much!!!' said Theodan resumming his efforts to see the Pirate's Pademonium.

'What else vincible, oh and do sit down and have a cup of tea! You've been up all night again you deserve at least that much' Ray said as he tore himself away from the spectical out-side to sit and talk with his most trusted agent.

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'This is ridiculous!' exclaimed Blue.

'You don't expect me to believe Warty our honerable Partiarch wrote this do you! It's absurd! Why would he want you to go and spend some time with the Fellowship as part of an exchange program? This makes no sense at all Cotal! What did the ANZACs get in return for your departure . . . eh? Answer me that will you? At best your insane and at worst your a spy! I wont have a bar of it . . . HA!' concluded Blue in an unequivical manner.

'Yeah what he said' chimmed in Evil who hadn't really been following the conversation too closely distracted by the scene of some GROSS Pirates bickering about something on the open deck in full view beneath the bridge.

'You do believe it, it is plausible and infact probable' Cotal said calmly as she swept her hand in front of Blue's face which had become glassed over.

'I Do BeLiEvE iT, It iS PlAuSiBlE AnD InFaCt PrObAbLe' Emperor Blue said in a monotone zombie like fashion.

'You will frequent the Gymnasium more often and watch your Cholestorol too! said Cotal waving her hand across Blue's Face . ..

'I WiLl Go WaTcH tHe FoOtBaLl MoRe OfTeN But EaT LeSs ChIps aNd HoTdOgs . . . JuSt Two! Said Blue as he began to reassert his own will over the Jedi Mind Trick Cotal had little mastery of.

'No! Thats not what I said' said Cotal swishing her hand quickly infront of Blue's face.

'EaT MoRe BroWn GrAiN BrEaD! Blue said with a smile beguining to creep onto his face.

'What the!' cried Cotal

'HAAAAAA! HA! Hooo Hoo!' both Blue and Evil burst into hysterics . . . .

'Hehe Cap-tn that was great! Had you going there didn't he Cotal!' said Evil.

'HA! Cotal the Jedi! Oh it hurts! stop it! HA HA HA!'
bursting at the seems Blue added.

'Why You Guys! I've a good mind too . . .' said Cotal.

'No no sorry Cotal, we'll stop now! He he . . . ehrm yes offcourse we knew about the deal Warty told me ages ago' finished Blue still holding his stomach.

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They just keep getting better and better....

a man could get real 'cheesy' about such flagrant and yet fragrant h'accusations. i iz always listenin intently. it iz a required h'application of me evil training.

Thanks . . . Folks! I guess thats the End of the Story for now until a few more Metaverse events come to pass . . . . hehe twas fun!

Edit - discliamer, um I discliamer this stuff, in the event it is an inaccurate depiction of anyone elses fantesy. Any resembelance of the charecters to Metaverse celebrities is purely co-incidental even if they have the Exact same name . . . hehe. Now that should cover all my bases . . . And the ASS

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waz it coz i mentioned the matured butter word? tell me it iz not so?

(:(

Congrats on your promotion to Veteran, Blue.

~SDC~

jeez Ray, it take a diplmat to tell a citizen what's going on in his own empire....

GO BLUE!!!!

u iz now an official ANZAC VETERAN. i iz seein' u on the parade, u iz 108 years old!



ok, i iz overexcited again, specially about the 108 years old bit

LOL

How the.... How did i become a vetrin ???

thanks everyone

And Steve... better lay off the bex.... try vincents instead LOL

I didn't see that Blue! Yiha! Alrighty way to go!

Evil Steve don't worry I'm sure they'll be more to come . . . hehe!

Um . . . regarding all this finger pointing about recruitment. BlueSteel you seem to have issues with GROSS and in particularly the Southern Pirates, I can't blame you to some extent (I did once too) but I can't see it doing us any good focusing on the negatives, we both know the score its just a game afterall a leisure a chance to kick-back and roleplay.

If people like Pointius take it all too seriously sometimes just forgive them . . . and move on.

Keeping Logs and threatening to use them is getting a bit well you know . . . nasty. Have faith in our little tribe here, now that your a Veteran Blue people will be looking to you to set an example.

I only mention this because I care , and just want to see you and the few ANZACs we have left have some fun! Thats why I'm here after-all . . .

Then again if what your doing seems like fun to you than you go for it, I suppose! I'm not really into confrontation though . . . .

Someone catch hold of No.2. He's going nuts about Blue's promotion.

~SDC~

just trying to get everyone's attention back on the meta rather than the bega....(obscure reference - i iz larfing) u iz larfin on the inside, h'especially when i iz sendin' the boyz round...


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no need for that, Steve, i iz larfing on the outside already. LOL

~SDC~

beta was good, but bega is more ANZAC....

LOL

LOL . . . . bega (as in the Cheese) a footnote for non-Australian Audiences . . . very witty!
Do they have Bega elsewhere?

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at least i didn't use the c**n....

LOL... I can't control Steve when he's had too much bex... I suggested to him to try something else... LOL

as for the C**N word.. that used to getinto trouble with the aboriginies... I've never call them that myself.. but it came to my attantion one day when i had friends over (yes aboriginies , HalfCasts and Corcasions) I ask if they'd like some C**N on toast... you should have seen the looks i got... then i showd them the cheeze... and they all laughed... talk about a close call...

Cotal.. I'm not making any of it up... I havn't sent the log file in question to pontous yet because he wouldn't beleieve it anyway.. and one of the parties concerned is in enough of a delemour already.. Lets just say that after the second bout of defections i was very close to surcomming to their bribes.. but like a true ANZAC I ended up standing my ground.. and their respoonce was that of loosing a major battle to get me on their side.

If pontous really wants the log file i will send it... I am not a lier and don't like being made out to be one

If i do show pontous it'll be done publicly.. so that it should clear my name and reputation... Yes i was really tempted by their offer

After all that hapopened i sank to their level and tried (in vain) to get some EX ANZACS to re-join.. I tried their own style of tactics agains them..

I'm stating this now as because i don't want it to come back and bite me..

Please realize I'm not calling you a lier Blue, nothing could be further from the truth . . . Infact if I kept chat logs I'd probably be able to add to your submissions of proof.

All I'm saying is 'Whats the big Deal' their pirates and they love role-playing . . . its all part of the game.

still think our frigate is too 3d....any 2d's?

2d or not 2d?

THAT is today's question.....