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Evil Empire's infernal thread

Evil Empire's infernal thread

ok, i did it; the first evil-only empire is now open (to evil people only of course)!!!

the rules are simple, you must have an overall morality of ether "chaotic evil", or "very evil" -anyone with a good, neutral, or no morality (because they haven’t submitted any games yet), are not allowed to stay in this empire. every few days, i will go through the empire, deleting anyone who does not have an evil morality. if you are deleted, it does not mean that you are banned, it just means that i wont let you stay in my empire until your overall morality becomes evil again. members are still allowed to play and submit games with a "good" morality, however, just make sure that your "good" and "neutral" games don’t change your morality to anything other then "evil".

i will be looking for some empire admins once a few people join my empire. if you do become an empire admin, one of your duties will be to delete any "neutral", "good" and no morality members.

if you are evil, come join the metaverse’s first “evil-only” empire. who knows, you just might get lucky and become an empire admin ;)
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Reply #951 Top
Rules are rules.... bakka must become evil or leave... of course, there is a place in the Jedi Republic for him if he does ;)
Reply #952 Top
I have 7 days to correct the problem..
Reply #953 Top
Next Monday bakka, then BAM! I come along and give you the big old boot out the senate and out the Empire MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Reply #955 Top
bakka, what the...? there was a time when i was skirting between good and evil, needless to say that I'm past that.

Next Monday on The Fulgrymm Show:

He was once an evil bat. Now he is neutral. When an evil Senator goes good. See what happens on Fulgrymm.
Reply #956 Top
Sorry Bakka, but its my opinion that I can't trust a neutral. I'm demoting you to an overlord. Also, this should be a rule: If a senator becomes non-evil, then they should be demoted to an overlord until they reach evil again.
Reply #957 Top
Have you demoted him yet? That should be voted on first before any rash jestures.

bakka is one of our best senators. Just because he skirted with his good side, I don't think we do anything rash unless we have 2/3 support of the senate or Hairy's support. and if I recall you had neither.

sorry bakka, we'll figure this out.
Reply #958 Top
I vote for demotion.
Someone flirting with good may do something
inappropriate with senatorial powers.
I'm not concerned about bakka, but I'm voting on the
policy itself :notsure:
Reply #959 Top
Was trying not to get noticed..
End of quote


Hide from Gerakken? Like one can hide from the Spymaster, Shadow of the Metaverse, when he is on the prowl. Like an invisible stalker, no one knows who he is watching or when, until it is too late. :EVILGRIN:

(Gerakken grips his head, struggling for self-control mumbling "Must resist evil!")

Oops. Sorry about that. It is hard to keep one's humility in the Thread of Evil.

As for bakka, what is the worry? There should be no doubt he will reclaim his evilness.
Reply #960 Top
Well I don't know about you guys, but I'm looking forward to the Fulgrymm show next Monday. Nothing personal bakka, I'd be just as enthusiastic if it were someone else up for exile.
Reply #961 Top
They have a point bakka. We have strict policies concern morality. You have until next monday to return to your evil ways or we have no choice but to kick you out (even though you are as much as this empire as the rest of us)

I would like to open the floor for a new bill:

Bill #4: If any member of our empire skirts with good and goes neutral they have 7 days to turn it around be being kicked. If a senator goes neutral they have 2 days to turn it around or be demoted to overlords, then they have the remain 5 days to turn it around or they get kicked.

Vote:

I personally think that is a good bill, it keeps with our earlier laws and like Nand1 said keeps neutral from senatorial powers. (Nothing personal bakka)

I vote in favor of the new law.
Reply #963 Top
Eradicating Bakka's good streak
Day 1
Gigantic Challenging game. Rare planets tight clusters
Didn't use crt N Earth PQ19 second planet PQ18.
Colonization phase over, best PQ 21. 8 systems 12 planets in middle bottom and middle centre
around 50% of map explored
No minors found yet
Morality 33%
Contact with Yor & Drengrin
No one has defender yet.

Yor have 4 systems are in bottem left corner and at war with I-leage and Arcean. No techs to trade (we have the same so far)

Drengin 8 systems middle right and bottom right and in no wars. Traded all my 3 extra techs plus some bc to get trade tech of them. (I don't believe they researched this)

Sold trade tech to Yor for a heap of BC's

Save and finish for the day.


Reply #964 Top
Talk about Machiavellian politics in action. The evil senators sniff the foul stench of kindness on one of their own, and quickly move to strike.

Our late-night Senate and House of Reps telecasts are never this much fun. LOL

Will one of the dark senators be evil enough to kill Bakka's internet connection, leaving him stranded on the wrong side of the morality scale, with no way to correct it? Stay tuned.
Reply #965 Top
Quack

I'm very proud of their development. They are coming along quiet nicely. A little more evil thinking and planning before they jump in and do things and the evil education will be complete for these evil young'ens.

My only disappointment is that it took a goody goody outsider to notice my little mistake. Gotta lecture them on the benefits of spying on your peers again, me thinks.
Reply #966 Top
Yea, I've looked at the empire page. but didn't look at individual morality. I didnt think I had to bakka, obviously I do now.
Reply #967 Top
I'd like to add my vote to bill 4. Evil should be the only ones ruling the "Evil Empire". Oh and remember, you can always discuss this in #Evil_Empire. I'll try and pop back in from whatever im doing(Diablo 2 or hopefully, Galciv).
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Reply #968 Top
Also can I get what your IRC usernames are? I will set the channel so it automatically voices you once you come in. For those who don't know, voicing doesn't really do anything, it just is a way to show off. If one of you guys is "good (or evil ;p )" enough, maybe I'll let you be an admin.

Edit: Stupid Winking Smile! I have to edit ALL of my messages!
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Reply #969 Top
Martial Law

The Dark EVE hovered in Wale orbit. DA managed to patch into the Evil Empire mainframe and order the 5th Fleet to Wale. He was going to take back Wale with or without the backing of the Evil Empire and since he has the Altarian princess as ransom. He can keep the Altarians out of this mess. The 5th Fleet arrived on time and DA order them to begin the steps immediately preceding an invasion. DA took the Dark EVE down onto Wale II, there on the surface DA called the Altarian Prime Minister and stated his demands.
“Who are you and where is my daughter?”
“Ah, you’re not in a position to make demands, Mr. Minister.”
“Fine, state your demands.”
“Good, the Minister wants to get down to business. I am in position to invade Wale II and instate martial law. I will hunt down and kill all your precious Fundamentalists.”
“Who do you think you are?”
“I’m an entrepreneur, my business happens to be more profitable under the Evil Empire’s rule than under any Fundamentalists.”
“How do you plan to invade? Does the businessman have an army?”
“I have my influences.”
“Right, sure. The man has an army.”
“You are making fun of the man that holds your daughter hostage?”
“Oh, no. I apologize.”
“You will not interfere with my invasion. Once I have control I will sell the Wale system to the highest bidder, as long as I am able to continue my business in peace.”
“As you wish and my daughter?”
“As soon as the invasion is successful and I have my planet and business secure she will be returned. However I will say that I have implanted a device that will allow me to remotely detonate a bomb, killing her and anyone within 5 feet of her. I also suggest not doing anything funny with it. It does have a defense mechanism.”
“Why are you doing this to me?”
“Because your people are pissing me off,” DA answered. “I will speak to you again once the invasion is successful.” DA shut down the com link. “That wasn’t that hard now was it, little Miss Princess?” DA laughed despite himself.
DA called up to the admiral aboard the 5th Fleet flagship. “Admiral, begin the invasion.”
“What about you’re safety, milord?”
“Don’t worry about me.”
“Yes, invasion will commence immediately, anything else milord?”
“If you would, hunt down and kill every last Fundamentalist and bring me their leader. I want every Fundie man, women and child lying waste in the streets.”
“As you wish,” DA severed the connection and left the Dark EVE. He had some business to attend to.
DA waited patiently for his contact to contact him. The payphone finally rang next to his seat. “Speak to me.”
“Milord, the Altarians have moved their fleet to the edge of Evil aerospace. They have stopped short and have not moved since last contact.”
“If there is any change, I want you to break protocol and call me immediately. This is too important to worry about who will hear us.”
“As you wish,” the phone fell silent. DA returned the receiver and walked out into the street, just as the Evil Empire’s 5th Fleet began to pelt the city with bombs. DA continued to the subway before disappearing from the view of the Fundie guards.
DA returned to the Dark EVE and lifted into orbit. The 5th Fleet admiral contacted DA and told him the invasion was successful. DA took a secure diplomatic channel and contacted the Altarian Prime Minister. “It is done. Tell you’re man to pick her up in the Pieces Nebula.”
Then he was contacted by his source. “Milord, a single Altarian ship has entered Evil Aerospace.”
“Let them proceed.”
“As you wish,” DA disconnected.
The Altarian ship appeared on the EVE’s scopes. “Dark EVE, this is the Debus, do you read?”
“Debus this is the Dark EVE, we read loud and clear.”
“DA, are you there?”
“Go ahead commander.”
“Do you have the princess?”
“I do.”
“Bring her over.”
“Not so fast. I want you to call back to tell your fleet to back away from our border and return to Altair.” DA heard a little shuffling and some raspy words.
“Done, now the girl,” DA could tell that the Altarian Commander was rather upset with the leadership by his tone of voice. He didn’t think a little girl was worth the integrity of Altarian foreign policy.
“As you wish, here she comes.” DA transfers the princess to the Debus. “Remember don’t mess with the implant and pleasure doing business with you.” All the Commander could do was smirk.
DA returned to Wale II. There he found the Admiral waiting for him with the Fundie leader shackled on the floor before him. “Is this the leader?”
“Yes, milord.”
“Good. That is all. Secure the planet and await further orders.”
“Yes, milord.” The Admiral turned and walked away. DA approached the man, who cowered in fear.
“Today, isn’t your lucky day.”
“No, I have a family.”
“Not anymore.”
“No, no you wouldn’t dare.”
“I already did.” The man broke down into tears. It is kind of hard to sympathy with a man that can’t even control his own emotions. A man can’t cower in fear at his own demise. A real man will stand up to it. This isn’t a real man. DA took out his light saber and cut off the man’s head. “This will make a good present.”
DA left Wale II and returned to the TSE. He strolled right into Hairy’s office and dropped the leader’s head onto his desk. “What is this, Lord Dark?”
“A present from me to you,” DA smirked at his reaction.
“I’ve heard you’ve been a busy man.”
“Yes, milord I retook Wale II.”
“Then I have no choice. Guard arrest DA for dereliction of duty.”
“What? You can’t do this to me!”
“I’m sorry old friend.”
“Damn you, Hairy!” As DA was being dragged out of Hairy’s office he sees the Altarian Prime Minister walk past him into Hairy’s office.
Reply #970 Top
My only disappointment is that it took a goody goody outsider to notice my little mistake
End of quote


MISTAKE. How can you mistake aquiring the stench of goodness!

I am in favour of Dark Lord's bill.
Reply #971 Top
On floor of Senate is Bill #4.

In favor:
The Dark Lord
Evil Elvis
Nand1
Marquesa De Sade

Oppossed:
none

Needed to past: 5 votes

1 more needed.
Reply #972 Top
All right, fine. I vote in favour.
Reply #973 Top
MISTAKE. How can you mistake aquiring the stench of goodness!
End of quote


Well, if you Evil Ones get too blinded by glorious plans of conquest and depravity to see the good guys coming, you should have at least one other sense to fall back upon. LOL

Sorry, I just couldn't resist. I'll just be sneaking back out before I "accidentally" fall into the super hagfish tanks...
Reply #974 Top
Yea, you are treading dangerous roads there Gerakken.

Thats one more in favor of Bill #4, with 5 out of 8 reporting, the bill has past majority. All that is left is Hairy signing it to into effect.

(add it to the website bakka)
Reply #975 Top
add me in. I'm in favour too.


will add it in tonight when i get home