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Evil Empire's infernal thread

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Evil Empire's infernal thread

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ok, i did it; the first evil-only empire is now open (to evil people only of course)!!!

the rules are simple, you must have an overall morality of ether "chaotic evil", or "very evil" -anyone with a good, neutral, or no morality (because they haven’t submitted any games yet), are not allowed to stay in this empire. every few days, i will go through the empire, deleting anyone who does not have an evil morality. if you are deleted, it does not mean that you are banned, it just means that i wont let you stay in my empire until your overall morality becomes evil again. members are still allowed to play and submit games with a "good" morality, however, just make sure that your "good" and "neutral" games don’t change your morality to anything other then "evil".

i will be looking for some empire admins once a few people join my empire. if you do become an empire admin, one of your duties will be to delete any "neutral", "good" and no morality members.

if you are evil, come join the metaverse’s first “evil-only” empire. who knows, you just might get lucky and become an empire admin ;)
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Reply #1951 from Stardock Forums Top
They changed again now they have that song what is the name "Who let the dogs out?" Refresh the browser and you will see what I am talking about.
Reply #1952 from Stardock Forums Top
Dear wanna-be-evil-type overlords,

So you're demoting a senator eh? Well well... what’s next? Kicking members out perhaps?

I do like your new logo. Well... anything in black and red looks sexy. ;)

If y’all are gettin' anxi’, ya might want to consider the original evil empire, G.R.O.S.S.!!! >:( >:( >:(

(edit: just cuz)
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Galactic Civilizations III
Reply #1955 from Stardock Forums Top
poke

poke poke

You really are hairy, aren't you?

And what's that stench?!?! ;p

LOL

C'mon over to the Doom! Plenty of beer to go 'round! Even the cheap stuff. ;)
Reply #1956 from Stardock Forums Top
Nand1 has it right - multi-skilled, multi-national, multi-talented, multi-alignment, and...er...multi-iconic... ;) Hey, I've got a nifty evil one - I'll let the dog run for a couple of days, and give you a demonstration...
Reply #1957 from Stardock Forums Top
G.R.O.S.S. isn't an evil empire, I've seen plenty of blue faced people in G.R.O.S.S.
Reply #1960 from Stardock Forums Top
when i was in highschool, there was a bum that hung around downtown that would drink mouthwash to get drunk. we would see him every once in a while passed out one the sidewalk or on the steps of some buisness with an empty bottle of mouthwash beside him. one time we told him that maybe he sould try nyquil, but he was too drunk to understand us.

Reply #1962 from Stardock Forums Top
Why do we allow these fools and psudo-evil beings into our presence? We should smite them and force them to bow before us, the true masters of the night! >:(

and yes your breath is horrendous!!!
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Reply #1963 from Stardock Forums Top
Evil bears many faces, young Omadon. KitWarrior happens to be one of the only evil members of GROSS. Albeit he is in an empire whose make-up is mostly goody-goodies (Gerakken) and neutral-types (PontiusBruinPilot). There is only one empire that I know of that can successful forge the distance between good and evil and that is the Jedi Republic with their Jedis and their Siths. Just remember that any an all evil types can be used to advance our own agenda so don't be so quick to terminate the other evil players.
Reply #1964 from Stardock Forums Top
the true masters of the night
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snagged as a future motto
Reply #1966 from Stardock Forums Top
DLA stood before the window in his stateroom, arms folded behind him, the expression of a distraught older man on his face. DLA stood with the worries of a thousand men. His empire had collapsed underneath its own weight. DLA never thought he would live to see this day. Now here he stands abroad his ship, the ESS Shattered Dreams, thinking of how ironic the name stands now. His own dreams and the dreams of his empire shattered before his eyes. The ship is going to get an overhaul and a new name, the old name cuts into his cold heart to deep now. He looks out over his fleet, or what was left of it. He is returning with about half of the original strength he left with. His men were sad and disgusted. The whole thing seems like a nightmare. DLA starts to retrace the events in his mind. The Evil Empire left with 5 of the 6 Fleets to defend their empire from the advancing Realms Beyond. Through the battle all contact with 3rd Fleet, or Lady de Sade, ceased and it stopped moving. It still defends itself when attack but is no longer the aggressor. Failed after failed attempts to contact her have fallen short, no one knows the fates that befell the wise and deadly Lady de Sade. If that wasn’t enough contact with the 1st and 6th Fleets were abruptly halted and an incoherent last transmissions rang hollow in the hearts of all evil men. Senators Nand1 and Lord Megatron have defected from their ranks. So within matters of days the Evil Empire lost three of its Senators, two defections and one MIA. With the loss of 3 Fleets the Realms Beyond and GROSS empires were able to overpower the weakened remaining fleets and the Evil Empire fell to tenth. The remaining 2 Fleets retreated back to friendly Evil Empire aerospace. It goes without saying that Emperor HairytheTaco wasn’t pleased but now we must overhaul our ships and prepare for a massive offensive. The Evil Empire will reclaim what was taking from us and what is rightfully ours! Long live the Evil Empire!
Reply #1967 from Stardock Forums Top
Evil bears many faces, young Omadon
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Be that as it may,DLA, but if one does not stand with us (as either a member or an operative enemy ranks), then they surely stand against us. They will stop at nothing to subvert our quest for control over all existence. I say join or die!!


Or have you lost your lust for power?
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Reply #1968 from Stardock Forums Top
Or have you lost your lust for power?
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I have not lost anything. My will to dominate over all creation is as strong as it was the first day I stepped down the evil path. The question is not whether or not I lost my lost for power, but whether or not the I am going about it the right way.
Reply #1969 from Stardock Forums Top
Good, good. I am glad to hear it. This, I perceive, may be a case where a difference in methods could cause strife. I will drop the subject in the intrest of the greater evil that a unity among fiends can accopmlish. Though,I stand by the statment that all evil ones should join or die. :)



Reply #1971 from Stardock Forums Top
dyson sphere of evil
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That sort of shoots the whole idea of having a portable base though... ;)
Reply #1972 from Stardock Forums Top
We do have a portable base...the Terror Star of Evil. The Dyson Sphere will allow greater access to our home planet and thus make production soar. As I understand it, the TSE will still be in service.
Reply #1973 from Stardock Forums Top
The TSE which I will commandeer and blow the crap out of the DSE with it. Just for kicks, you know.
Reply #1974 from Stardock Forums Top
Wow, Fulgrymm. THAT'S evil. If blowing up a Dyson sphere with the Evil Empire's own home planet inside it, "just for kicks," doesn't move you from Chaotic Evil to Pure Evil, I don't know what will...
Reply #1975 from Stardock Forums Top
Hiya Evil ones - as promised, refresh browsers and check out the SF icon: now is THAT evil, or what? Maybe you could paint it on the side of that new Dyson sphere?
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