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Evil Empire's infernal thread

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Evil Empire's infernal thread

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ok, i did it; the first evil-only empire is now open (to evil people only of course)!!!

the rules are simple, you must have an overall morality of ether "chaotic evil", or "very evil" -anyone with a good, neutral, or no morality (because they haven’t submitted any games yet), are not allowed to stay in this empire. every few days, i will go through the empire, deleting anyone who does not have an evil morality. if you are deleted, it does not mean that you are banned, it just means that i wont let you stay in my empire until your overall morality becomes evil again. members are still allowed to play and submit games with a "good" morality, however, just make sure that your "good" and "neutral" games don’t change your morality to anything other then "evil".

i will be looking for some empire admins once a few people join my empire. if you do become an empire admin, one of your duties will be to delete any "neutral", "good" and no morality members.

if you are evil, come join the metaverse’s first “evil-only” empire. who knows, you just might get lucky and become an empire admin ;)
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Reply #1476 from Stardock Forums Top
Commander Blarn looked out into the night sky. A strange sight appeared looming near the moon of Ko-Jaa' and Blarn thought to himself:

"Oh, boy! Maybe that's the new Burger Barn! I wonder if I can order a Super Burger with Cheese from here?"

A short time later, Commander Blarn was nothing more than a speck of cosmic dust which ironically attached itself to a Super Burger with Cheese being eaten on board the Terror Star "Maximum Pain".
Reply #1477 from Stardock Forums Top
DLA looked up from his console. "So Maximum Pain silenced another 5 billion souls."
"Mi lord?"
"Haha, I have learned some new ways of the Force, commander."
"Sire?"
"I find your lack of faith distrubing commander."

(See Lady de Sade, I can use it in a story setting ;p )
Ashes of the Singularity II
Reply #1478 from Stardock Forums Top
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

~SDC~
Reply #1479 from Stardock Forums Top
The metaverse has erupted in war. The European Alliance and the Jedi Republic are in a death grip for #3.

We need to use this time to advance our own onslaught. Rally the men! It is time for Operation MadeMen to begin!
Reply #1480 from Stardock Forums Top
Message to our "friends" in the evil empire, the shipment of Torians "slaves" are in its way 25 million as we agreed!!! ;)
Reply #1482 from Stardock Forums Top
Sorry lets rephrase the above statement: You people from the Evil empire we have accepted your price for the slaves so send the cash and come and pick them up!!! ;) Sounds better?
Reply #1483 from Stardock Forums Top
Much, but I believe that the deal was between you and Lord Megatron. I have my own deal yet to strike.
Reply #1484 from Stardock Forums Top
OK we will accept your price for the Drengins "refugees" as you requested 30 millions for the **** info about the E*** ships located in sector A*****.

Deal is signed. ;)
Reply #1485 from Stardock Forums Top
I just have this vision of the torian general looking on his radar and saying 'hmm 5 human constructors right next to my planets I wonder what he will build with those?'
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A helpful trade outpost, certainly. :D The fifth constructor? Uh... Basic Defense, to help deal with piracy. Yeah, that's the ticket. Um, trade outpost. Yeah. :D


- Sirian
Reply #1486 from Stardock Forums Top
metallic moon
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A MOVING trade outpost. Um... it can stay with the freighter fleet and thus keep profits maxed. Um... Yeah. :D


- Sirian

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Reply #1487 from Stardock Forums Top
A MOVING trade outpost
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We will have to make sure it plays 'Greensleaves' and has a sign, "Beware of Children". LOL
Reply #1488 from Stardock Forums Top
one more exam to go :CONGRAT:

the thing in my profile is a hagfish. we geneticaly engineered them to have a taste for living human (and alien) flesh. what we do with them is put 2 or so dozen in a wide, shallow aquarium, with our prisoner/slave who is to be put to death. whats so special about the hagfish is that they eat their victims from the inside-out, and not only that, they can produce huge amounts of slime, so the prisoner would have a lot of trouble pulling them off of his body before they borrow into his skin.
Reply #1489 from Stardock Forums Top
Gotta love hybrid fish.

I need a scientist to cross a hobbit and a drengin. Super hobbits!
Reply #1491 from Stardock Forums Top
Nah, I'll leave it your hands. These issues that pop up every week are getting tiresome.
Reply #1492 from Stardock Forums Top
agreed. Hairy go with your gut feeling on this.

~SDC~
Reply #1493 from Stardock Forums Top
hey bakka, if u iz in town on friday night and hav some spare time for a beer, come down to the Union Hotel cnr gore st and webb st Fitzroy for a glass wiv evil....sorry 'bout late notice...i iz turnin' 4-0

:sniff!:
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there

Wow i got the 1500 post..

yippy.. Whats' that Oh evil is not like childishnes!..

.. and if it's not, I'll throw a tantrum.

:P :P :P
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Reply #1500 from Stardock Forums Top
Speaking of Evil... you guys need to get cracking. (Cracking that whip, I mean). You don't have any of the top ten Overall Evil slots for individual players any more. There are goody-two-shoes like vincible and me ahead of the whole lot of you. Your diabolicality may be slipping. :D Time for a purge, or perhaps an inquisition, led by the Marquesa. LOL


- Sirian