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come and join the EVIL EMPIRE >:(

come and join the EVIL EMPIRE >:(

are you void of a conscience?
do you like to see your subjects suffer?
do you love PQ bonuses?

well then, join our empire!
the rules are simple, here are the rules:

Rule #1 -your overall morality must be ether "very evil", or "chaotic evil".

thats it! thats all the rules, as long as your overall morality is evil, you are welcome to join our empire.

click here to see our empire -> http://www.galciv.com/metaverse/empires.asp?id=503
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Reply #128 Top
I Was more worried about the defecting from one Empire to another... So long as I can do that without being stuck in one Empire, I'll be fine.

But those Party Palace Terror Stars Pangaea have look kinda fun...

*wanders off to try some halucinigens...*

*...and maybe a spell-checker...*
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Reply #129 Top
Well if you like to party with some losers, go right ahead but if you want to seriously party; I mean the serious partying that involves destroying a whole worlds then the Evil Empire is for you.

There's nothing like a party where you destroy whole systems, burn some Torian slaves and then drink yourself silly and not have to worry about a FUI (Flying while Under the Influence). C'mon over the Torians are cooking nicely.

-Dark
Reply #130 Top
You can call us losers if you want, but we've hardly been around for much more than a week and we're already top 25. And we will continue to climb, mark my words!

Bwah ha ha ha ha! :HOT:
Reply #131 Top
I wasn't calling your empire an empire composed of losers, I was making a generality about partying with losers.

Nothing personal, besides why would I be worried about an insignificant little empire like yours?

C'mon I'm evil and on top of that I'm the Dark Assassin, I fear no one.

-Dark
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Reply #132 Top
Except the man with the can of "Glen20"

Muahhhhhh

Reply #133 Top
Get over it BlueSteel, no matter what kind of spray you have you can't rid the galaxy of evil, let alone the Evil Empire.

We'll always be there: the shadows when the sun goes down, the bully picking on the small kid, the Terror Star wreaking havoc, and the warm air that makes the hair on the back of your neck stand up. That's us. We've been around since the dawn of time and we'll continue to be around til the end of time.


So nothing you can do or say will rid us from our rightful place as heir to the metaverse.

-Dark

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Reply #134 Top
We have our work cut out for us. Each of us will have to submit like 5 games a day to have any hope of reaching the top.
Reply #135 Top
We'll get there.

I find your lack of faith distrubing.

-Dark
Reply #136 Top
Yeah? Well what are you going to do about it? Assassinate me?! YOU CAN'T ASSASSINATE THE UGLY AND CRUEL ONE!!!! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Reply #137 Top
Hey, we're making progress toward the others. There are just eight of us compared to dozens in the other empires. If we continue to move toward the inactive or barely active empires at 8 and 9, and get another recruit or two, we will be right up in the hunt. Evil calls to the others out there and we will see more dark members soon...
Reply #138 Top
YOU CAN'T ASSASSINATE THE UGLY AND CRUEL ONE!!!!
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I still find your lack of faith distrubing. If I were you I wouldn't start something that I couldn't finish.

But your right, I wouldn't assassinate you, just yet, we need all the players we can get. So for now you can feel secure, but in the future when we have no more enemies to attack, you better watch your back. LOL

Just playing, but seriously you have to have faith in the fact that the Evil Empire will rule the galaxy.

-Dark
Reply #141 Top
Did someone leave your empire? I noticed that your total score went down?
Reply #142 Top
rainbird has gone to infect the Anzacs. Under cover mission.. ;p ;p ;p
Reply #145 Top
I wouldn't sweat it, our empire is growing, although not at the moment in members but in influence, we are becoming well known as an empire to be feared.

That is all we can ask for. Now hopefully returning fanatics looking for an empire, we should start another thread for that, will see our influence and joing us in our quest for galactic domination.

All hail the Evil Empire

-Dark
Reply #146 Top
*time to revive this thread*

it’s the time of the year -well, at least it’s the time of the year for Evil Empire. The most important, and the second most important day of the year is upon us. Devil’s night is this Thursday, and Halloween is this Friday, please celebrate accordingly by joining Evil Empire.

p.s. remember, only “evil” people are permitted to celebrate these 2 holidays
Reply #147 Top
Looks like my mission with the ANZACS was a success. >:(
They are no longer the threat they once were.
Reply #150 Top
Looks like my mission with the ANZACS was a success.
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ah, me matahari decloaks

;)