HairyTheTaco HairyTheTaco

come and join the EVIL EMPIRE >:(

come and join the EVIL EMPIRE >:(

are you void of a conscience?
do you like to see your subjects suffer?
do you love PQ bonuses?

well then, join our empire!
the rules are simple, here are the rules:

Rule #1 -your overall morality must be ether "very evil", or "chaotic evil".

thats it! thats all the rules, as long as your overall morality is evil, you are welcome to join our empire.

click here to see our empire -> http://www.galciv.com/metaverse/empires.asp?id=503
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Reply #178 Top
Thanks for the welcome, Evil Elvis.
No, I don't know Cat.
Reply #179 Top
Anyone have the expertise and time to set up a web site for us?
Reply #180 Top
Yes but he's a Jedi now, unfortunately for you >:( LOL >:( LOL >:( LOL
Reply #181 Top
Ah, Marquesa. Looking for handouts on Halloween, are we?

On the theory of a Halloween costume being completely different from one's normal personality, I assume you're going to dress as...a librarian? :HOT:
Reply #182 Top
you're going to dress as...a librarian?
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LOL I frequently do.

It's a great way to pick up innocents....err meet new interesting people.
Reply #183 Top
I think our empire needs a fresh new look. I'm thinking a new icon.
Reply #184 Top
Marquesa, the evil librarian with a double life. I can see some nice lady at the desk getting asked about references regarding torture and the Inquisistion. "I can recommend several fine titles, or we can just go down to the basement and you can watch some methods in action. I got several detainees in the dungeon cells paying for their late book returns in unsual ways."
Reply #185 Top
if you think the icon looks nice, show it to us. changing the icon every once in awhile isnt a bad idea -remember we are all overlords, so any one of us can change the icon.
Reply #186 Top
no hairy you are the only one who can..
Reply #187 Top
Because you're the emperor, the only one with total executive power. Just because we're all in the senate that doesn't mean we can overthrow you. Yet.
Reply #189 Top
I have something that might look interesting. It's in my profile.
Reply #190 Top
Perhaps I may be able to make teh website, but it's been a while since I last used HTML and longer since I used Dreamweaver.
Reply #191 Top
email me a 32 x 32 jpg, and i can put it on. i would do it myself, but my "new" computer only has ms paint ;p

damn useless computer!
Reply #192 Top
i guess i could always install a better graphics program, but i dont want to do that till i install more ram.
Reply #193 Top
Haha, I only use paint that took a long time to get. I have an older version 32x32 but i'll upgrade it
Reply #194 Top
I can see some nice lady at the desk getting asked about references regarding torture and the Inquisistion.
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You forgot to mention she was wearing a Tweed suit.
Wearing glasses and had her hair in a bun. LOL LOL

I got several detainees in the dungeon cells paying for their late book returns in unsual ways."
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You should see what happens to anyone bringing back a book with a stain on it.
;)
Reply #197 Top
This fell to the second page.
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Evil has no time to play second fiddle! After all, while patience and perserverance can be weapons of Evil, they are more likely to be trump cards in Good's deck of stability and order. The Meta is full of goody two-shoes. You can't let them win, right? So get to it. Evil must be done. :)
Reply #198 Top
Evil is not done. Evil is orchestrated

The drum of war will beat
The violins will sing of suffering
Trumpets announce the coming of death

Sleep lightly near the Empire of Evil


This recruitment message paid for by a half bottle of cougar.
:notsure: :notsure: :notsure:
Reply #200 Top
For potential recruits.

"The degradation which characterizes the state into which you plunge him by punishing him pleases, amuses, and delights him. Deep down he enjoys having gone so far as to deserve being treated in such a way."

De Sade

;)