Punishing for THEIR pleasure hardly sounds evil, sounds more like work. :notsure:

But I suppose it's acceptable that they experience pleasure while I'm seeking my own by dishing out the punishment...

hmmmm.... now I'm trying to wrap my brain around how to reconcile the victim receiving pleasure from being tortured by the withholding of pleasure...

We have to try and convince recruits that they are going to have a good time. LOL LOL

Yea, this empire rocks. Where else can you threaten a leading warrior and get away with it.

Nowhere I say, not even the GROSS Empire. Because they're pirates, and pirates kill such people. And they plunder and pillage. And they forget where they hid their plunder so they always need some kiddy drawing of a map to help them find it. And they reek of B.O.

At the Pangaea Cooperative "having a good time" in the party palaces is our raison d'etre!

Just asking for a rebuttal, aren't ye? Gerakken will have at thee with a slightly irreverant look at GROSS life. After all, if we can laugh at ourselves, we can laugh a lot harder at others.

Us pirates can fully question our leaders. Though it may certainly entail a duel, it could also be resolved in a quick show of hands. Assuming the hands aren't cut off before or during the debate, of course.

The maps. It always comes down to the maps! Don't you folks keep up with history here? I personally discouraged the use of maps in GROSS months ago. We couldn't have anyone holding the map upside down to distract us. Besides, the maps of the pirates of classic legend were for other people to follow later after the original depositor was probably dead. Wandering around like a bunch of inebriated squirrels trying to remember where the nuts were buried is not our style. We do have a history of drunken animals doing odd things, but looking for treasure already looted is not one of them.

B.O.? How can you tell. I find it hard to believe that people who are constantly exposed to the burning flesh of Torian slaves could even have a sense of smell still. Sure, those hard nights drinking do result in some novices sleeping it off in unsanitary conditions, but us experienced pirates have long learned that cleanliness means not being the fool who swabs the deck the next morning.

I hope you have taken the opportunity to enjoy this cultural exchange. Brought to you by the empire who is still strong enough to loot yer space lanes. Arr!

Tu shea, there gerakken. A pirate's life is inviting, however I wouldn't join GROSS. There's some bad blood between me and Pontius. Oh well, It's probably better that way, better to have an enemy that is visible than an enemy thats invisible. (That was a plug for my former life)

To let everyone know, I am still the dreaded Dark Assassin, I've just moved up the food chain to admiral within the Evil Empire Military Elite.

Keep you're friends close and you're enemies closer.

Amazing. Never thought anyone would be offended by Pontius.

Gerakkin. Loved your highly descriptive post.
Looting space lanes is kiddies stuff.
Unless you take some prisoners of course.

Believe me there is. We managed to get under each other's skin. Hard to believe that I can tick off a pirate, but then again I'm the definition of evil
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I believe you.
I was being sarcastic.

He is the only person on the forum, I don't get along with.

We are in the same boat, are we not De Sade?

We certainly are.
I don't think we are alone...Whooooo

He has that unique ability. I guess that's why he's a pirate.

We are slowly eating away at the GROSS leadership, the scism has already struck once, maybe again.

The grouchy pirate captain is easy to handle. Don't get his blood pressure up and you won't get a bloody nose. Pirate leadership? Oh dear, I was already made the Ace of Spades on the old ANZAC's deck of most wanted several months ago. Do I get a spot on the Evil deck as well?

Nah, you too valuable an asset to everyone. The Meta Spymaster sees his own agenda. And as long as you don't cross me or my empire will shall not have a problem

Everyone who has that pathetic pale blue smliley, is on our black list, so to speak.

More or less

We need to keep this thread alive.

Let's talk evil. What makes someone evil?

I would have to one think to start us off:

1. I believe that the most evil man would be the most honest. Why would he need to lie? Everyone knows what path he would take.

2. The most evil man would be so evil that just making public speeches would influence others to be evil.

To be evil you need to convince people that there is no after life.
What you see is what you get. Make the most of it.

If it's something you enjoy, you can be certain that, it's illegal, it's imoral. or it makes you fat.

So if you can't eat it, drink it or smoke it, then bugger it???

Alex


~SDC~

know this...
we have defeated the puny empire known as The Ancients. We are now coming for you!!!!


I am Megatron, leader of the Decepticons and i bid you greetings.

Are you coming after us now? Or do you want to be an ally.

I suggest the latter, the former will get you killed.

we are after only those who are good. we wish to rid the metaverse of these infestations. as the lord of all evil i bid you no harm.

I hope you're saying that I am the Lord of all Evil...aka THE DARK LORD.

Yes, you may prove to be an invaluable ally one day, my young friend.

I look forward to a long prosperous relationship.