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come and join the EVIL EMPIRE >:(

come and join the EVIL EMPIRE >:(

are you void of a conscience?
do you like to see your subjects suffer?
do you love PQ bonuses?

well then, join our empire!
the rules are simple, here are the rules:

Rule #1 -your overall morality must be ether "very evil", or "chaotic evil".

thats it! thats all the rules, as long as your overall morality is evil, you are welcome to join our empire.

click here to see our empire -> http://www.galciv.com/metaverse/empires.asp?id=503
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Reply #326 Top
If it annoys Gerakken for me to bump this thread, then that is a bonus. :)
Reply #328 Top
Potential Evil lords are needed to join the fold.

The mission, if you join, will not present any hazard to your mojo. That is what the peon minions and slaves are for. You will be required to ensure an evil smirk resides in every thread of the metaverse. No page of any thread shall go past without the taint of power. Can you do it? If so join here and breath fear into others.

http://www.galciv.com/metaverse/empires.asp?id=503

This recruitment add payed for by Hahn premium Lager.

Edit:mojo instead of health
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Reply #329 Top
How can anybody can ponder hurting our Alien brothers ?
Reply #330 Top
Now that's one heck of a halo crashing into the heart of darkness. If a casual do-gooder like myself irritates the Evil Ones, a very good should really annoy them. :)
Reply #331 Top
he should be getting a knock on the door very soon!

~SDC~
Reply #332 Top
Knock on the door?
More likely the door being flattened by my Beast From Hell. :d
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Reply #334 Top
Embrace your dark side and align yourself with evil.

If you are evil join the only safe haven for our kind.

Join the EVIL Emire today!
Reply #335 Top
Mechanical or mush join with us in a rush.
Kill slaves, we dont care
Be nice if you dare.
if youre evil at heart
come join us, its a start.

Join the Evil Empire

EVIL EMPIRE FOR EVER

~SDC~
Reply #337 Top
All the premium lager you can drink. we have every kind. a basement somewhere full of beer. now where did i put that key?
Reply #338 Top
hehehe um ive got it i think! :d

~SDC~
Reply #340 Top
Hic..

bump.. oops sorry mister policeman..

no no i'm not drinking on the street. I found i nice little alley over their.. some nice chaps also help me to count my left over money
:p
Reply #342 Top
If you haven't seen an FDI, Flying Under the Influence, yet you haven't seen anything. I was flying past the Special Forces and Wild Wombat got into his ship after a tough night of drinking and managed to get his ship stuck in the moon. He even tried to crawl out in the zero-gravity, luckily those commandos have superior ships that don't open a hatch in space. Otherwise I would have had another clip for the Galaxy's Funniest Home Videos. LOL
Reply #343 Top
LOL LOL
Reply #344 Top
Check it out...I uploaded a self-portrait into my profile. Will almost a self-portrait. ;p
Reply #346 Top
Join us, young warriors.

The desire to be evil has grown more powerful than the good-goodies would like to admit. We are growing within the metaverse. There is none who can oppose us. Join us and you will be spared and given command of whole worlds on which you can sacrifice as many Torian slaves as you wish (that is an EVIL EMPIRE pasttime). There is no second best, it's all or none. It is darkness calling.
Reply #348 Top
...I uploaded a self-portrait into my profile
End of quote


Great.
Definitely looks like an assassin.
Reply #349 Top
Yes, I will accept the charges. LOL New Evil Empire member here..just joined earlier today. :) Now if only there was an evil-looking emoticon on here. ;p
Reply #350 Top
Welcome aboard, Imaginos.

Here are you signing bonuses:

5000 Torian Slaves
5 Evil Empire Death Furnaces

Visit the Evil Empire's Infernal Thread http://www.galciv.com/forum.asp?BID=GF&id=89138#114935

And our website http://evil.galciv.org/ (click the flashing red line to enter)