Yeah! I'm not the only one with raving loony naps! So the last time that happened to me, it wasn't because I had a nightcap or three, it was because I didn't have much sleep. End of story. Case closed.

As for drugs and food groups, I'm just surprised no-one's mentioned the "you can live on guinness" story yet

Exactly. I've never met a chocolate I didn't like.

~SDC~

Actually I thought it was you can walk on guinness.

No, you just *think* you can after you drink too much of it....

a meal in every pint....

Last time I came back to the U.S. from home in the U.K., I was reading a book about aliens possessing peoples bodies and invading the galaxy. After a bad nights sleep before and none during the flights and connections I finally fell asleep in my apartment. Only I was plagued all night, half waking every hour to panic at attempted possession by aliens and unable to wake properly enough to decide it wasn't real! Not a great night's sleep! But rather bizarre nonetheless

Now that's what I'm talking about! They're more fun when you're talking in your sleep, but - especially if there's a significant other to get freaked out by it.




That just reminded me of a stupid joke I heard...

Warning: the following joke contains crude language and nasty bits.


Two guys are drinking at a bar in a tall building. One slams down a beer, walks to the window, and jumps out. The second guy just sits there in shock. A moment later, the first guy comes back up the stairs. The second guy can't believe it.

"How'd you do that?" he asked.

"Easy - there's a draft between the buildings here. The wind slows you down enough so that you don't
hit the pavement that hard."

"No way, that was a fluke."

"Here, I'll show you."

The first guy jumps out the window again. The second guy runs over, and sure enough, the first one's floating down to the ground, and gently touches down. A minute later, he's back up the stairs.

"You see? Come on, mate. Give it a go."

The second guy finishes his beer, takes a deep breath, and jumps.

Whooooooooooo.... splat.

The bartender looks at the first guy.

"You're an asshole when you're drunk, Superman."

LOL

Oh, sure.....now you're poking fun at Superman's alcohol addiction....... (I wish I could have said that one with a straight face...)

Chocolate!!!!!

The only problem is that eating a bar of chocolate just doesn't cut it as an excuse for doing something stupid. :notsure:

how's about doing something 'stupid' as an excuse to eat a bar of chocolate - hey, hey, we're the munchies....


LOL

Bloody hell, mate. Davo Dinkum's warped your mind. Listen to Pauly. No bongs for you, you stooge!

i az no idea what u iz talkin about. iz we on camera?

Oy! Don't try to hide that bong by putting it down your pants!

Now you've done it. Can you smell the smoke yet? Oh, that's right, you can't cause you're off yer face.

mmmm chocolate....

Halloween is soon...Halloween means....CHOCOLATE!

(and dressing up like a freak.....)

Yeah, that's because people feel sorry for freaks... and give them lots and lots of Chocolate!

That just reminded me of the simpsons where Homer dreams he's in the land of chocolate, starts biting lamp-posts and dogs and everything, then stares at a chocolate shop with half-price chocolate on sale...

At a previous job, some sadistic, evil person made decaf in the regular pot one morning. It was almost noon before anybody figured out why we were all dealing with nasty headaches and on the verge of falling asleep...

So what do freaks dress up like on halloween?


NOrmal people!!

Oh yeah. Reverse freakdom. Even freaks needthier chocolate.



Not enough chocolate obviously. Chocolate will delay the on set of coffee withdrawl.

Did you find that person and burn them at the stake.

My mother in law told me that I couldn't tell the difference between decaf and regular coffee.  (I had told her that I don't like the taste of decaf).  So, for about 2 months she noted what she served me when I came to her house and I wrote down what I thought it was.  She realized after that that I have some really powerful coffee tatse buds! LOL

That's like saying people can't tell the difference between dark choclate and milk choclate... shudder

Something evil this way comes...

Are you talking about mother in laws?