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Special Forces OpCentre

Special Forces OpCentre

:HOT: Welcome to the home of Special Forces. :HOT:

We are an elite fighting unit committed to each other and ridding the Metaverse of alien fiends. Oh, and having a good time, drinking fine beverages and writing hopefully witty stuff. Our leader is whoever bought the last round of drinks, or whoever shot the last alien. We are...Very Special.

Are you Special? Talk to me at [email protected]
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Reply #776 Top
Hurls - yep, still down. Gerakken and I are in SDC chat - we'll have one on you guys. See y'all on the 19th.
Reply #778 Top
LOL Bugger! I knew those large games of yours would do me in eventually - congrats ;p :CONGRAT:
Reply #779 Top
Hi Everyone . . . I've been trying to access 'you know' but can't seem to 'you know' . . . anybody know whats up with that 'you know' . . .
Reply #780 Top
I've been trying to access 'you know'
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As part of what must be a pre-emptive strike, dastardly enemies representing one of your close competitors have obviously found a way to disable your secret communications array. Clearly an enemy use of textbook strategy here: find 'em, blind 'em, bind 'em. Then move in for the kill. I suggest moving into the highest state of readiness and then shoot first, ask questions later. Of course, there is the off chance that it is only a technical glitch in SATCOM... :)
Reply #781 Top
Hi Everyone . . . I've been trying to access 'you know' but can't seem to 'you know' . . . anybody know whats up with that 'you know' . . .
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I know what you know about 'you know' and I know you know I know but I don't know what is up with 'you know'. I do know 'you lnow' has been not known for a whle today!
Reply #783 Top
MacJaws

Three witches on the moors

Killa stirred the pot.

“When shall we three meet again? In thunder lightning or in rain?”

Harel pursed his lips. “When Hurley’s done, when the battles lost and won”.

“Where the place?” asked Ginata.

“Outside the cafe”.

“There to meet with MacJaws”.

“I thought he was Jaws?” said Ginata.

“Yea well, MacJaws sounds more sophisticated somehow…”

“Since when did a Scots name sound sophisticated?”

“Aw come on, you know what trouble you got into knocking Denmark…”

“And Jaws is English!”

“Ha. My intelligence has it that he has Scottish ancestry on his mother’s side”.

“Mmmm. He keeps that secret”.

“Well hello…”

After the Battle

Jaws wiped his brow. The last game had been tough. Very tough. Yet, never in doubt. Jaws fingers had caressed the keyboard as if it was… a David Jones wine catalogue. He finally stretched and cracked his knuckles. He went outside for a breath of fresh air- Sydney air- which meant Air of the Gods, for Sydney was heaven on earth for those lucky enough to live there.

He turned to Hurley who was lounging on a bench having a smoke. “So foul and fair a day I have not seen. Melbourne weather really”.

Hurley looked perplexed. “I’m sorry?”

Jaws threw his fins in the air. “My accent’s not that thick. Indeed my relatives think I sound like an Aussie!”

“You wish. And look Jaws. What are these?” Jaws and Hurley stared at the three witches (or one witch and two warlocks really). Hurley said, “So withered and wild in their attire. They do not look like inhabitants of this earth and yet they are on it”.

Jaws approached the witches: “Speak! If you can - What are you?”

Killa: “All hail, MacJaws, hail to thee silver medallist”.

Harel: “All hail, MacJaws, hail to thee gold medallist”.

Ginata: “All hail, MacJaws, that shalt be Leader of the Special Forces hereafter”.

Jaws stumbled away in a state of shock. Hurley looked at Jaws confused: “Good fish, why do you seem to fear things that sound so fair?” He turned to the witches. “Wicked sisters, to Jaws you talk of fortunes and to me you speak not. If you can look into the seeds of time and say which grain will grow and which will not, speak then to me”.

Killa: “All hail, Hurley, lesser than Jaws and greater”.

Harel: “All hail, Hurley, not so happy, yet much happier”.

Ginata: “All hail, Hurley, you shall be father to many medallists but you will not be a medallist”.

The witches suddenly vanished. Hurley turned to Jaws. “Mate! Should we speak about such matters or have we gone mad?”

Jaws chuckled, somewhat madly “Mad? Ha! Your children shall be medallists!”

Hurley shook his head: “You shall be Leader of the Special Forces hereafter!"

Both laughed, and then looked thoughtful, and then laughed again, only more loudly.

Lady MacJaws

Later, Jaws gf hugged Jaws happily: “Oh great Leader of the Special Forces hereafter!” They held their hug for a little bit, slightly crazily.

After the hug, Jaws took a deep breath and put his cup of tea down. “Wild Wombat comes tonight”.

“And when will he leave?”

“Tomorrow as he purposes”.

“O never shall sun that morrow see!"

Jaws looked shocked. Lady MacJaws grimaced. “My Lord. Thy face is as a book. To beguile the time, look like the time. Seem like the innocent rose, but be the serpent under it”.

Jaws grinned then: “Oh you are awful. We will talk further”.

And indeed, the next day, Wild met Jaws and Hurley, and little did Wild suspect what hideous fate awaited him.


Note: Have a peaceful dinner Wild! Watch out for those daggers. And this story is based on, uh...

Jaws: thanks for the idea!

Reply #784 Top
DECRYPT USING KEY 3-5-ALPHA. MESSAGE FOLLOWS:

Blue sparrow is son of big whale, one of a thousand offspring.
Big whale is working as hard as any resident of Nimbin.
The whale brings all her little ones with her.
The custodian of the blue sparrow is powerless to act.
When the alignment is favourable, the big whale shall return.
Blue sparrow will follow, along with the thousand. The symphony of insanity will prevail.

END MESSAGE. OUT.
Reply #785 Top
So withered and wild in their attire.
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It's a Melbourne thing. :p

Nice one, Killa! LOL LOL LOL
Reply #786 Top
DECRYPT USING KEY 3-5-ALPHA. MESSAGE FOLLOWS:Blue sparrow is son of big whale, one of a thousand offspring.Big whale is working as hard as any resident of Nimbin.The whale brings all her little ones with her.The custodian of the blue sparrow is powerless to act.When the alignment is favourable, the big whale shall return.Blue sparrow will follow, along with the thousand. The symphony of insanity will prevail.END MESSAGE. OUT.
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Decoded and translated it says.

"Welcome to Der Weinerscnitzel may I take your order?

Why yes give me two kraut dogs, a super dog, and fries.

Would you like whale sperm with that? No? $5.50 at the window thank you.
Reply #787 Top
Wild Wombat looks in the mirror of his corvette as the dust in the road diisipates away far in the distance, HA! HA!!! eat my dust Mayito!!!!, :D :D :D his evil smile was a remainder of the scar that cover his face as result of crossing his sword with the lightsaber of Master Mayito7777, bite my dust Jedi he exclaimed with a great pleasure.... suddenly a shadow appeared in his path, no!!!, it can't be, how did he manage to escape?????

Right in front of his eyes the Avatar of Mayito7777 appeared out of thin air, Mayito grinned at Wild Wombat and said, are you for another round, I will catch you tonigth. LOL LOL LOL LOL
Reply #788 Top
MacBeth!! My favourite shakespeare!! And, of course, who can forget the Polanski movie version.....

Pass me that scotch...

Great stuff Killa!! :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT:
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Reply #790 Top
Decoded and translated it says. "Welcome to Der Weinerscnitzel may I take your order? Why yes give me two kraut dogs, a super dog, and fries.
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LOL LOL LOL

whale sperm
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Sorry no, not even for 'research' purposes.

Reply #791 Top
Is this a dagger I see before me? :sniff!:

[Wombat makes mental note to wear kevlar body armour to dinner]
Reply #792 Top
Hey, the "you know" is still...you know. Quack - did you forget to pay the rent?
Reply #795 Top
Foul whisperings are abroad: unnatural deeds
Do breed unnatural troubles: infected minds
To their deaf pillows will discharge their secrets.
More needs she the divine than the physician.--

Poor Wombie, uneasy is the head...
Reply #796 Top
Hehe, read the message again, Wombie :)

Btw, Jawsie, that army function i mentioned is turning into a mess, I might just go out in the city - what are all you Sydney-siders doing at game time?
Reply #797 Top
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Reply #798 Top
Is this a dagger I see before me?
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OK, now I'm picturing Wombie with a John Wayne accent, due to that line in "Dead Poets' Society."

The you-know-what is still in the territory of who-knows-what. Quack, we told you not to pay the rent check with those Sith credits.
Reply #799 Top
Blame not the custodian for the fate of the blue sparrow. All the sparrows are silent. Blame the big whale. ;)