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GalCiv for a laugh :)

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GalCiv for a laugh :)

from Stardock Forums
OK, so I'm home and bored, and it's not enough that I browse the forum while at work, but also when I'm here LOL but I thought I'd share one of those amusing alien comments with you... Feel free to add your faves... hehe :)

"Ah, our human friends. We hope you received our gift, a big red bouncing ball. Did you bounce the ball? We felt that such entertainments would amuse your kind"
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Reply #26 from Stardock Forums Top
Overheard from the Torian leader at the negociation table after the Human thoroughly cleaned up his clock:

"What do our god-like friends, the Humans, overlords of the galaxy who are aware that we were once brutally enslaved and would never want to see us pitiful beings enslaved again, wish from us today?"



~SDC~
Reply #27 from Stardock Forums Top
"When we declared war with you we were hoping you would... die. Now that you are wiping the galactic floor with us, we'd like to grovel for mercy."

(I got 2 planets and 300 BC for 3 months for that peace traty :D )
Sins of a Solar Empire II
Reply #28 from Stardock Forums Top
"Ahem... well, so... the thing is... we are what you call a 'minor race'. You know, we really can't be held responsible for declaring war on you. So we were... kind of... you know, wondering if you would have mercy on us? Isn't our logo pretty?"

just appeared in my last game LOL

~SDC~
Reply #29 from Stardock Forums Top
"The Altarian Republic are EVIL. But there's 'evil' and true evil. Their kind of evil is the sort of half-witted cartoon villainy."

Set the Altarians to Evil and their intelligence to sub-normal.

~SDC~
Reply #30 from Stardock Forums Top
"You are defeated. Beg now while you still have a tongue to beg with."

And he said this right after I used Terror Stars to blow up every single one of his systems. Somebody needs to tell the AI that just because you have more ships doesn't mean that you're winning. :HOT:

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Reply #31 from Stardock Forums Top
Artificial Life

Overview: "They're a lot like Sea Monkeys really except better and will improve our morale and population growth (don't ask, you don't want to know)"


~SDC~