Forward Thinking Christians Smoke 'Luckies'
New Documents Un-earthed Near Nablus
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Fifty miles north of the cave system where the Dead Sea Scrolls were discovered in 1947, an Israeli fashion model, Lil Elli, has found what some archeologists are calling 'the next big thing'. While researching a location to shoot next falls HotWord line of poolside wear, Elli, age 23, height 5'7' bust: (oh never mind that stuff)...she found an ancient briefcase full of ancient secular re-writes of the books of the old Testament. Written in Aramaic, two experts in that ancient language, Professors Jim Cavezi and Mel Gibson were called in to verify the find. Both agreed it looked authentic. Lil Eli also looked great in her Turkish Towell tie-dye Toga (HotWord Catalogue/fall..300.5 shekl). After the recent 'ruffing up' Prof. Gibson received by the Hollywood Society of Big Shot Archeologist, he addmitted to being somewhat hesitant about revealing what the biefcase contained before checking in with the 'boyz,.
"They're very touchy fellows, those boyz. Very sensitive." says Gibson.
Cavezi on the other hand is part of the new generation of Aramaic wonder boys, and repied with his usual "Whatever".
"This is a 'kick-ass' find." continued Gibson. "It proves we were right to put that documentary we did last year up against Professor Michael Moore's piece. He's a flippin'sore loser, aint he. Wait till he finds out he's going to hell..maybe."
A full report on the 'briefcase find, as it is being labeled, is scheduled for release this summer in Teen Screen Magazine. A package of Lucky Strike cigaretts was found undereath the briefcase, according to Lil Elli. Imagine! LSMFT might have more than one meaning.
post script: do not comment on this article unless the spirit move you. ok, punk. feelin lucky? Go ahead..make my day.
"They're very touchy fellows, those boyz. Very sensitive." says Gibson.
Cavezi on the other hand is part of the new generation of Aramaic wonder boys, and repied with his usual "Whatever".
"This is a 'kick-ass' find." continued Gibson. "It proves we were right to put that documentary we did last year up against Professor Michael Moore's piece. He's a flippin'sore loser, aint he. Wait till he finds out he's going to hell..maybe."
A full report on the 'briefcase find, as it is being labeled, is scheduled for release this summer in Teen Screen Magazine. A package of Lucky Strike cigaretts was found undereath the briefcase, according to Lil Elli. Imagine! LSMFT might have more than one meaning.
post script: do not comment on this article unless the spirit move you. ok, punk. feelin lucky? Go ahead..make my day.