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JOIN the European Alliance

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The Europeans kick butt.
They will rule, like they rule the world (Americans of course being outcast Europeans ;) )

We need lots of keen people, especially interessed in making our forum thrive. We have lots of plans and some great strategies.

EURO company is best of course.

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE EUROS
SEARCH YOUR HEART.
YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE
YOU WANT TO JOIN THE ... EUROPEAN ALLIANCE
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Galactic Civilizations IV
Reply #53 from Stardock Forums Top
Choose? Just forget that, have a pint and a good game of GalCiv (and of course watch out for getting beer stains on your keyboard) ;)
Reply #54 from Stardock Forums Top
Or spilling beer on the keyboard. That can be even worse!!

G-Force
Reply #56 from Stardock Forums Top
Maybe we can get a new expansion pack, or a mod.

The Beer Legacy.

Including new Trade goods: Galactic Ale: + 50% morale

New race: Yeast fodder: Infecting the galaxy with beer ingredients

New winning conditions: Addiction Victory : You win the game when you sell the Galactic ale to all races and they get addicted and fly their spaceships right into the sun cause they are blind drunk.

New Space ships: Beernought: tougher and meaner than it's famous predecessor. And the ultimate galactic supremacy ship: The Beercannon: more like a huge Galactic canon, it can shoot down whole sectors instead of only one star system.

At your stores...

NOW!!!!
:d :d
Reply #57 from Stardock Forums Top
Go write the mod ;)

G-Force
Reply #59 from Stardock Forums Top
Galactic ale, only +50% morale. Shouldn't that be at least +100% morale and +100% influence for manufacturing such important goods... :D
Reply #60 from Stardock Forums Top
Might have to lower soldiering a bit, drunken soldiers arn't that good you know ...

G-Force
Reply #61 from Stardock Forums Top
Then again, they might be drunk enough to not surrender so we should get a planetary defense bonus of 25

G-Force
Reply #63 from Stardock Forums Top
It looks like my fellow European compatriots have been drinking a bit of that famous ale themselves. Ah well, maybe I'll have to indulge myself.
Reply #65 from Stardock Forums Top
We're not as stupid as GROSS to request beer from the European Alliance. So we'll not be joining the Jedi Republic.

G-Force
Reply #67 from Stardock Forums Top
As I mentioned before.

Jedi's have Long Lightsabers to compensate for small thingies.
Jedi's wear long robes just to try to hide those thingies they try to compensate.
And if they keep playing with those lightsabers the possibility of even smaller thingies appearing is quite "large"

So, why join the Republic?
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Reply #71 from Stardock Forums Top
Important message: We Euros have launched our own succession game. You are welcome to come and follow its progress in our forums. Also you are welcome to join the Alliance and participate in later succession games...

http://euro.galciv.org/Alliance/frameset.htm
http://euro.galciv.org/forums/index.php
Reply #72 from Stardock Forums Top
All come to witness this European Alliance activity.

Promoting it as a part of our culture Merilokki??

G-Force
Reply #74 from Stardock Forums Top
Yes, this is an important cultural event. We Euros have taken the next step.
"To go where no stupid monkey would ever go in a pile of junk."
End of quote
(Quote from Star Wreck II)