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JOIN the European Alliance

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The Europeans kick butt.
They will rule, like they rule the world (Americans of course being outcast Europeans ;) )

We need lots of keen people, especially interessed in making our forum thrive. We have lots of plans and some great strategies.

EURO company is best of course.

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE EUROS
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YOU WANT TO JOIN THE ... EUROPEAN ALLIANCE
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Reply #76 from Stardock Forums Top
They are all over the place in the game. None the less we shall prevail like always!!

G-Force
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Reply #78 from Stardock Forums Top
I'm sure we would all love to be Emperor of an intergalactic empire on the verge of conquering the entire known galaxy :)

G-Force
Reply #84 from Stardock Forums Top
As I see no Jedi have answered these challenges, I must fulfill my duty as an honorary Jedi and respond. This is intended as humor; if you're offended, I'm probably just channelling Pontius. :)

Top ten reasons not to join the Jedi Republic.
1 Why is their Light saber so long? Answer: to compenstae for lack of...
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...gentlemen's agreements from those pesky Euros who always seem to snipe from long range?

2 If they are so strong in Force it should be no problem to be the top Empire... BUT!!!
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Well, they were there more recently than the Euros...a LOT more recently. You WERE in first at some point, right? Close to a year ago, I think?

3 Scruffy hooded and cloaked figures are considered beggars
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Allowing your opponents to underestimate you is a powerful weapon. Like when Special Forces blew past y'all while you were napping.

4 The Dark side is always more powerfull
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But if Europe is in danger of falling to totalitarians, the U.S. will probably bail you out. Again.

5 Considering the quality of Episode 1 and 2 we shouldn't be worried...
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Considering the revenue generated by their ticket, video and DVD sales, you should be. Probably higher than Italy's GNP.

6 With a little worm like YODA being a Jedi master, no wonder we are winning
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They're saving the big worm, Jabba, for when they really need him. They're planning to drop him on Geneva. (By the way, third place is WINNING?)

7 The only normal guy in episode 4-6 is Han Solo. And he ISN'T a Jedi
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And he was probably really happy about that when Vader Force-yanked that pistol out of his hand.

8 Hokey religions and ancient weapons aren't a match for a good blaster
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See #7 above.

9 Anybody saw Luke Hamilton act in any other fim lately??
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Who's Luke Hamilton? Luke Skywalker we know...Mark Hamill we know...this Luke Hamilton was perhaps an actor in a low-budget Euro film? Mark Hamill is making a living from doing voiceovers as the Joker in the animated Batman series. Hey, it's a paycheck. Harrison Ford could probably buy several eastern European countries. Lucas could probably buy England.

10 It's worse than that the movies dead Jim, dead Jim.
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This appears to be a Star Trek reference, but I'm honestly not sure what it means. I assume it was intended to tie into Star Wars somehow? Remember, those are the movies with the Jedi and all, not Kirk.

Seriously though Americans are welcome. Except when their name is G W Bush of course.
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In that case, PLEASE take Bill and Hillary Clinton! We'll even pay freight! Heck, send the Concorde! Oh, that's right, they're out of service...but the plane doesn't need to make it all the way BACK across the Atlantic! We just need it to make it off the ground over here.
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Reply #85 from Stardock Forums Top
This is al meaningless as they need the Special Forces to defend them, and we all know what'll happen to the Special Forces in the near future:

http://users.pandora.be/gforce2/Galciv/Images/SpecialForces.GIF

;p :p LOL

G-Force
Reply #86 from Stardock Forums Top
but the plane doesn't need to make it all the way BACK across the Atlantic! We just need it to make it off the ground over here.
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LOL LOL LOL
Reply #87 from Stardock Forums Top
You're going back to the moon, so take with you and forget something :)

G-Force
Reply #88 from Stardock Forums Top
Those Jedi's sure took some time to defend their position...

But if you take time to read them all, you can only see they replaced my joking remarks by flaming and lame responses.

Pity to see that's the only way they can respond, but you see the effect of the force on the brain is quite detrimental, especially after prolonged use.
Reply #90 from Stardock Forums Top
Good counter Ben, i had some but my conection and my body (flu) went down, so i had no chance postingt them
Thx, and my the Force be with you, Ben
Reply #91 from Stardock Forums Top
Arn't you immune to disease when you're a Jedi???

Must be something wrong with the Force again :)

G-Force