So, You Drink and Drive?
Just Live at A Bar
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There is one basic rule when it comes to a Boozer's life, try not to drink and drive. It does happen from time to time, and at least for me, ends in a morning of regret, when a morning should be saved for nursing a hangover. The answer to this problem is simple, every boozer should own a mini-van.
A typical mini-van seats appx. eight people at the most, but if your a true boozer, you probably only have one friend left anyway, so get rid of those backseats! With a small purchase at whatever store pleases you, buy two sleeping bags, and throw them back there. With this, you now have a home at whichever bar you love, for you and a friend. Don't let drinking and driving ruin your future drinking career, it is cheaper to buy a van than pay for a D.W.I. anyways. So if you love to drink, go buy a van tomorrow and I'll see you in the parking lot after last call! Well, I'm off to Milwaukee and I'm sure I'll have a story or two when I get back, so drink up!
A typical mini-van seats appx. eight people at the most, but if your a true boozer, you probably only have one friend left anyway, so get rid of those backseats! With a small purchase at whatever store pleases you, buy two sleeping bags, and throw them back there. With this, you now have a home at whichever bar you love, for you and a friend. Don't let drinking and driving ruin your future drinking career, it is cheaper to buy a van than pay for a D.W.I. anyways. So if you love to drink, go buy a van tomorrow and I'll see you in the parking lot after last call! Well, I'm off to Milwaukee and I'm sure I'll have a story or two when I get back, so drink up!