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GalCiv Haiku

GalCiv Haiku


Humans show backbone,
Relations drop to wary.
Drengin dreadnaughts lurk.


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Yes, Torian fools,
Indulge in all the sins of
My party palace.


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Reply #76 Top
Pirates in blood red
Fun to share our stories with
We are still in first!

;)
Couldn't resist!
Reply #78 Top
Look where the corn grows
You who call no empire home
The midwest wants you!
Reply #79 Top
To those who worship
The one ring--beware, for we
will take first again!
Reply #81 Top
Avast, landlubbers!Give us yer gold and wenches,Else ye walk the plank!
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:CONGRAT: :CONGRAT:
Reply #83 Top
At the journey's end
Is the sidewalk to my house.
Strangers live here, now.
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Wow - has a kind of sad poetic touch to it, I like it
Reply #84 Top
This thread is a hoot!
Metaverse could be reborn
if newbies could see.
Reply #85 Top
Hail Aldarians!
We always drink heavily
and behave badly!
Reply #86 Top
GalCiv Haiku thread
falling down the list like rain
Bump bump bump bump bump! :D
Reply #87 Top
I have to try my hand at these.

Technician is gone
CSF is fading now
can it continue?

We are the undead
Paguma, Damoose and I
where are all the snacks?

Green, spineless, tasty
They are a delicacy
Torian cookbook

Hey, come one, come all
The Torian BBQ
BYOGT (bring your own gutted Torian)
Reply #88 Top
Message for recruitment.

Midwest, Pirates, NO!
Come now to the CSF
red white maple leaf
Reply #89 Top
Hockey was Toronto
They sucked, long live Calgary
Now, flames burn lightning
Reply #90 Top
I have to try my hand at these.
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LOL LOL LOL

Oh Yes... now that is good.

LOL LOL LOL
Reply #92 Top
Good verses Evil.
All will once again be one.
Have fun while you can!
Reply #93 Top
Good verses Evil.
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That's very clever, 'verses' versus 'versus' in a verse... unless it's just bad spelling.

Galactic Guardian philosophy:

The only good Yor
is a dead Yor, brain wiped clean,
no backup copy.

My philosophy:

The only good Yor
is a Yor you've set to Good
during 'Race Setup'.
Reply #94 Top
That's very clever, 'verses' versus 'versus' in a verse... unless it's just bad spelling.
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Wish I could take credit, but it's the result of MS spellcheck striking again :SURPRISED: [embarrassed]
Reply #97 Top
A complete game guide in Haiku format.

control-n, and the
galaxy will shortly be
under your control.

autosaves are good
for unexpected crashes, and
unexpected wars.

hoarding is a sin
(though modern man forgets this)
put spend rate to max!

set military
to maximum from the start.
spread like pond-ripples.

friend, do not fear debt
for time brings trade, and trade brings
shed-loads of money

use a gentle touch -
build nothing you do not need,
do not fight your friends.

pursue techs other
races ignore, and take the
road less travelled by.

a problem shared is
a problem halved. a tech shared
is a tech doubled.

trade is pure profit
the great dividend of peace
so war has a price.

bribing twice in two
turns will fail; bribing twice in
one turn brings friendship.

a burden spread thin
is nothing at all. pay cash
over many turns.

never fight a war
until you have already
won it in peacetime

starbases can boost
trade, construction, ship attack...
i can't be bothered.

AIs do not know
the value of a resource -
buy those starbases.

terror stars. quick, mean,
and morally dubious.
the key word is quick.