In 2003 , the Edgar Casey Foundation had 80 , 000 members walk out in July . The Edgar Casey Group was Astonished at this . I was Astonished that the Edgar Casey people , " did not see it coming " . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
In 2002 , NASA developed a child car seat with a sensor in it to remind parents that the kid was still in the car . And that year , several people left infants in the car and some of them died . You got t
I have hated to shave all my life . So , when I got out of high school and the service . I never shaved again . Later in my life the beard turned from red to white . <BR
FYI Jesus embraced the cross , he did not see it as a burden . I bet the actors did not have to make fake Tears . That day may have been the only real day that , we knew exactly where Satan was . He was there for the entire event . And he enjoyed the event greatly ; until the end . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
Everyone has heard or read many stories of alien visitors taking folks up into the space craft . And , they always seem to report that the aliens did sexual / anal medical stuff to them . Here is why that has to be fake . If , aliens wanted to do sexual / anal probing of us earthlings . They would go to the place wher
Divorce is one of the most prevalent and difficult things to go through . The divorce rate for first marriages is above 50 % , and above <
I saw an advertisment for a product called , " Chaser " . You take it when you plan to go drink lots of Alcoholic beverages . It is said to be 100 % effective in preventing a hang-over . I guess if you find yourself purchasing this item frequently ; you hav
I think I know where the term " Old Fart " came from . As I get older , I get increasingly flatulent . No reason for it , other than increasing age . So , I guess being " older " and " farting " , is just part of old age . <
There are two Food Lion stores near me . Both are about equal distance from where I live . One is near the area where the High $ folks live , and the other is near us PWT
You know you are getting old , when . You renew your drivers license and notice , that the expiration date on your new license is only 30 days away . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
You know you are getting old , when . You wish they made a clalendar that said . One down , 11 more to go . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield ,Va 2004
You know you are getting old , when . You never plan anything more than 30 days in advance . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
You know you are getting old , when . You get a Year planner for Christmas . And hope you live long enought to use it . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
You know you are getting old , when . The first thing you do in the morning , is . Read the Obituary section of the news paper . And , if you do not see your name . You have breakfast . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
You know you are getting old , when . You go to more funerals , than birthday parties . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
You know you are getting old , when . Everyone thinks your name is , " SIR " . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
You know you are getting old , when . You sneeze , and make a sound at both ends . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
You know you are from a dysfunctional family , when . A family outing means . You get to go to the Food Lion for more cigaretts and beer . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
You know you are from a dysfunctional family , when . The local Sheriff lets you ride up front , when he comes to pick you up . c ya later buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
You know you are from a dysfunctional family , when . The local Hospital keeps your chart in the Emergency Room at all times . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
You know you are from a dysfunctional family , when . You get home from school , and the silence worries you . So , you look around for bodies . c ya later buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
You know you are from a dysfunctional family , when . You have a court appointed person with you , whenever you visit your kids . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
You know you are from a dysfunctional family , when . Your teacher sends a note home and it starts with . " To whom it may concern " . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
You know you are from a dysfunctional family , when . The local jail has a cell reserved for your family , and you have the key to it . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
You know you are from a dysfunctional family , when . Your will list the " State " , as your childrens guardian . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004
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