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dys-family 2-030904 in Humor JoeUser Forums

You know you are from a dysfunctional family , when . Your toom-stone reads , " Screw You " . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

dys-family 1-030904 in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

You know you are from a dysfunctional family , when . Your will starts with , " to the last S O B standing , I leave the following " . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

The Donald / The Apprentice and On in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

The Donald and his new reality show are just another reason VHS and DVD sales have increased . If I never see another reality show in my life . I will be very pleased . You would think , that with all The Donalds <

Paxil CR in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

Paxil CR has come up with a way to capture that portion of folks that suffer from being , " SHY " . Now being SHY can be <BR

Martha Stewart in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Nothing can keep Martha down . She is a survivor . She will just create a new line of products for prison folks . Maybe something like , extremely stain resistant sheets . Or a creative way to use left over soap and cigarette butts for a decorative and fragrant display for the toilet . And , some very flavorful things

Todays youth in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

FYI - I think this current generation of teens and younger . Will be the most arrogant generation we will ever see . With the imaginary degree of power they must feel and enticing technology thrust upon them every day . They will feel fearless to extreme and lack good judgement . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfiel

otd-adult cosmetic surgery in Surgery JoeUser Forums

You know you are older than dirt , when . Everyone wants breast implants and liposuction . And all you can hope for is ? Does AARP insurance cover having your scrotum snugged up a little , so you do not sit on your balls anymore . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

otd-exciting diet in Diet JoeUser Forums

You know you are older than dirt , when . You get excited when they announce it is Jello and Pudding night @ the retirement home . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

otd-dental in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

You know you are older than dirt , when . Your dentist tells you , You can keep that tooth another year . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

OTD-sex in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

You know you are older than dirt , when . You get an errection @ least once a year , but do not remember what to do with it . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

older than dirt in Humor JoeUser Forums

You know you are older than dirt , when . You look forward to , breakfast , lunch , dinner and then bed . c ya later . buckr COPYRIGHT SMITHFIELD , Va 2004

older than dirt in Humor JoeUser Forums

You know you are older than dirt , when . Your barber spends more time trimming your Ears , Nose , and Eye brow hair than the hair on your head . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

otd-organ donor in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

You will have to think about this one ? You know you are older than dirt , when . The organ donor part of your drivers license has a expiration date on it . c ya later . buckr COPYRIGHT SMITHFIELD , Va 2004

otd-rx in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

You know you are older than dirt , when . You go to the pharmacy to get a perscription filled . And the pharmacist tell you . It will be ready in an hour , if you are . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

otd-doc in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

You know you are older than dirt , when . Your doctor ask you if anyone in your family ever had Altzheimers . And you tell him ; You don't remember . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

otd-medical in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

You know you are older than dirt , when . You go to get a hering aid , and the audiologist recommends something in a Furry Motif that will blend in with your ear hair . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

otd-GI Doc in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

You know you are older than dirt , when . Your H M O only allows you one visit per year to your proctologist ( proctology has been replaced with Gastroenterologist ) . See how old you are . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va . 2004

otd-GI Doc in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

You know you are older than dirt , when . Your H M O only allows you one visit per year to your proctologist ( proctology has been replaced with Gastroenterologist ) . See how old you are . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va . 2004

otd-urologist in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

You know you are older than dirt , when . Your H M O card list your Urologist , as your primary care physician . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

otd-diet in Diet JoeUser Forums

You know you are older than dirt , when . Everyone else is on the low carb - high protein diet . And you are nursing an addiction to fiber , so horrible . Your B M's look like wicker furniture . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

otd-real estate in Business JoeUser Forums

You know you are older than dirt , when . Someone ask you about real estate , and you immediately think about your funeral plot . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

otd-eye exam in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

You know you are older than dirt , when . You Doctor ask you , " Can you see the chart on the wall " . Not if you can read it . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

older than dirt in Humor JoeUser Forums

You know you are older than dirt , when . You are watching re-runs of Andy of Mayberry and Gilligans Island , and spoil the plot for everyone . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield Va 2004

older than dirt in History JoeUser Forums

You know you are older than dirt , when . You hear younger people talking about drugs . And you first thought is Preparation H . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

older than dirt in Ancient JoeUser Forums

You know you are older than dirt , when . All your flash backs are in black and white . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004