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EVER WONDER ..... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ! Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money c

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Longhorn to Clamp Down on Storage in WinCustomize News WinCustomize Forums

The next version of Windows, code-named Longhorn, will do away with Microsoft's laissez faire approach to connecting portable storage devices to systems. Instead of the familiar Plug and Play (PNP), which has seen little change in function since Windows 95, a new technology called "Plug and Play Extensions" will make its debut in Longhorn to allow businesses to regain their rightful jurisdiction over PNP devices. A consensus has formed among security professionals that the in

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Microsoft's New Mice Get Touchy in WinCustomize News WinCustomize Forums

Microsoft is introducing a new line of keyboards and mice this week, including some with fingerprint readers that lets users scan a finger instead of having to enter a log-in name and password when accessing online services or logging on to the PC. A keyboard, mouse, and a stand-alone fingerprint reader were added to Microsoft's hardware lineup. The products are aimed at consumers and are meant for convenience use only. Strong, or hard-to-guess passwords are still recommended for

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Reply to Sneak Peek: Natural Desktop... in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Hi All...... I have purchased this beauty, downloaded it and start it. but I have some issues with it. 1. In email, stardock has provided me with serial. but after clicking the exeuctable, program starts automatically and doesn't ask about entering serial and starts directly. 2. I have choice of just two wallpapers. Where are the rest??? [Message Edited]

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Windows XP Tablet PC Edition 2005 Review in WinCustomize News WinCustomize Forums

In late 2003, Microsoft reorganized its business yet again. Part of that reorganization saw the Tablet PC team become part of a wider Mobile Platforms Division, which is now responsible for spearheading the development of the company's mobile operating systems, applications, services, and tools. In case it's not obvious, this change also means that Microsoft is serious about getting its Tablet PC innovations into every product where it makes sense. Thus, it's pretty clear that, eventually, the T

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Brief News: XP Tablet PC Edition 2005 Released in WinCustomize News WinCustomize Forums

As part of Windows XP Service Pack 2, which will make its full official debut today, Microsoft has upgraded the operating system for Tablet PCs. Windows XP Tablet PC Edition 2005 offers a redesgined input panel, in-place correction, better integration with Office System, and wireless improvemen

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If Operating Systems Were Airlines DOS Air: Passengers walk out onto the runway, grab hold of the plane, push it until it gets in the air, hop on, then jump off when it hits the ground. They grab the plane again, push it back into the air, hop on, jump off... Mac Airways: The cashiers, flight attendants, and pilots all look the same, talk the same, and act the same. When you ask them questions about the flight, they reply that you don't want to know, don't

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2 Elements Added To The Periodic Table Elements: 1. Element Name: WOMANIUM Symbol: WO Atomic Weight: (Don't even go there) Physical Properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts when treated properly. Very Bitter if not used well. Chemical Properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum and precious stones. Violent when left alone.

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Potato Garden An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Fred, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Fred, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I am getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.. If you were here, all my troubles would be

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STRANGERS WHO FELL IN LOVE A man met a beautiful woman. They fell in love, and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She protested, "But we don't know anything about each other." He replied, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice Caribbean resort. The first morning, they were lying by the pool when the husband got up off his towel, c

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