Fuzzy Logic - I have my own theory on light. *snip* Fuzzy Logic concludes that all other theories are nonsense and I'll take my Nobel prize in chocolate /me *raspberry* you are just trying to distract us so you can sneak past and eat our chocolate! <A HREF="https://www.wincustomize.com/index.asp?Cmd=full&N
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Mrs _footsie_ - if I push too hard they'll wind up under my armpits and then I can't put my arms down /me *totally puzzled* this sounds like you have to much chocolate to carry... its a long shot, i know, but i really cannot see what else you are talking about. however, dont worry, we know how to help you carry the chocolate! <img src="h
Aleatoric - Is that even possible? Jafo the everpresent would merely fold the fabric of space and time and slip past any defence in order to fulfill his solemn duty Unlike Fuzzy, I'm not sure how easily we can distract him with chocolate /me suspects we can distract him with "cnocolate" <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/jo
Fuzzy Logic - Yes - he has to be securely fastened at all times... /me looks around for a "he" the only "he" feline can see is fuzzy! so, fuzzy is telling is that he has to be securely fastened at all times... well, a wizop should be obeyed now and then... /me *innocent expression number 28* <A HREF="https:
Elfkura - feline's into bondage... huh... *evil grin* /me notes that elf hasn't been keeping up with recent events! still, i will let fuzzy tell you what the penalty for that is as for bondage, i wouldn't say that. it is simply far safer to
/me drapes the massage table in a nurses uniform! now, where did fuzzy get to?
Old Crab saunters out of his Treehouse and looks around. Nobody about. He skitters out to his Dark Chocolate well and unlocks the top and draws a bucket of Dark Chocolate out and heads back to his Treehouse. /me ***EEEEEK*** OC has discovered one of my secret chocolate stashes! /me decides to hide down the well and eat ALL of this ch
Fuzzy Logic - ...it's waiting for a tummy rub... according to the health and safety clause of our insurance, fuzzy must be secured to the massage table before we are allowed to give him a tummy rub... /me *radiates innocence* <img src="http://images.
if I.R. Brainiac is an alien... according to https://www.wincustomize.com/msgboard.asp?BID=WC&id=282865 i am entitled to kidnap IR and use him as a cat bed! bonus!
Aleatoric - The side effect of spending *way* too much time with nose buried in science texts /me *ooooom* yummy cat beds! you should see my bookcase <B
Aleatoric, we should apply ourselves to a real challenge! designing a Jafo proof suit! as for fuzzy and chocolate, no paradox there at all. there is always a sign. normally he is lying around, looking smug and full, and licking his fingers to get the last traces of chocolate so, given that the tachyon
ahha! /me *thinks laterally, inspired by Aleatoric saying chocolate* if you are travelling at the speed of light, and were to emit tachyons, could you then see by the checkov radiation the emit as they escape your headlamps? /me *wonders if anyone knows how to spell these words* if not, this could get *very* confusing! <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/surprised.gif
making the wild assumption that you have a car travelling at the speed of light, surely there are two far more important questions: a) how long would it take fuzzy logic to catch you once he realised you had chocolate? b) could you escape the wrath of Jafo for making a typo? or to put it another way, is either force of nature capable of moving faster than the speed of light? they certainly seem capable of this, and fuzzy especially is known to exhibit time travelling
/me *sees the simple solution to the car problem* the speed of light limit, and the energy required to accelerate you applies to mass moving through space. however, what about space moving through space? specifically, if you enclose the car in a local bubble of space time, that is cut off from normal space time, and then move this bubble though the bigger space time at the speed of light... now if you turn on the headlights, the light moves away from you at c, since y
/me *rolles eyes* now there is a stray colon!
*eeek* someone ate half my post! /me *has another go* having enjoyed this thread, i am wondering where all the igon vectors and comments about the uncertainty principle are? ps. i dont remember how to spell igon vectors, but they were written like |x> and <x| where the operator <| and |>: encloses the variable <img src="http://images.stardock.com/image
having enjoyed this thread, i am wondering where all the igon vectors and comments about the uncertainty principle are? ps. i dont remember how to spell igon vectors, but they were written like |x> and encloses the variable <A HREF="https://www.wincustomize.com/index.asp?Cmd=ful
Mrs _footsie_ - If a flashlight shines in the forest and there's no one there to see it does it still travel at light speed or does it wait for a bear to fart and the sound to catch up? this is simply a special case of the Pratchett comment about this history monks. specifically, if a tree falls in the forest and no one is present to hear it,
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/me notes that fuzzy is an expert on this given the deep respect that one of course has for the site admin GM, it is important that we kidnap her properly! so, we need to practice by kidnapping fuzzy, to make sure that we are doing this right! <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/sb.gif" border=0
/me takes careful note of DWatson and fuzzy logic it seems that we need to put people into chocolate straight jackets for their own protection! and this has nothing what so ever to do with turning them into cat beds, honest! <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smiles/sb.gif" border=0 ALIGN="absmiddle"
goodmorphing - I knew this was a day that needed rebooting... talk about a run of bad luck! /me opens todo list and adds new entry * kidnap GM and hide her where the bad luck cannot find her! /me *considers* *adds a follow up note* do try to remember to kidnap some clothes while you are there! /me *innocent expression numbe
/me once tried to eat chocolate in fuzzy logic's presence ps, i only tried once, every other time i succeeded! the trick is to prepare fuzzy logic first /me *wicked giggles* <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/s
EinsteinContemporary, Stardock and WindowBlinds came first, by many years. only much later on did msstyles come along. remember, msstyles is winXP only. in comparison, i used WB on win98 for many years, long before winXP was even heard of. there is a degree of cooperation between Stardock and Microsoft, but msstles was a fully Microsoft development. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/images/smile
IPlural - Fuzzy has all his shots I'll have you know! Feline takes him regular to keep them up! you know, you have to hide the pills in a chocolate bar to make him take them! <A HREF="https://www.wincustomize.com/index.asp?Cm