REAL TEACHERS grade papers in the car, during commercials, in faculty meetings, in the bathroom, and (at the end of grading periods) have been seen grading in church. REAL TEACHERS cheer when they hear that April 1 does not fall on a school day. REAL TEACHERS drive older cars owned by credit unions. REAL TEACHERS clutch a pencil while thinki
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You have reached the school automated answering service. To properly connect your call, please listen to all of the following options before making a selection: To lie about why your child is absent, press 1. To tell us that your child was too tired to come to school today because of his soccer game liast night, press 2. To make lame exc
TEACHERS They are as varied as crayons in a Crayola box. Some are bright, some neutral, some new, some seasoned--but for all their differences, they share the same goal--their life's work is dedicated to imparting knowledge as they challenge their students to learn and grow. It is hard to believe that teachers really do have lives of their own, for they arriv
In the beginning was the plan And then came the assumptions And the assumptions were without form And the plan was completely without substance The Teachers told their Department Heads "It's a crock of @#$% and it stinks!" The Department Heads told the Assistant Principal "It's a pail of dung and none may
I was born the first moment that a question leaped from the mouth of a child. I have been many people in many places. I am Socrates exciting the youth of Athens to discover new ideas through the use of questions. I am Anne Sullivan tapping out the secrets of the universe into the outstretched hand of Helen Keller. I am Aesop and Hans Christian Andersen
Salary: you don't get paid for overtime Professional Atmosphere: you have to dress up everyday Excellent Benefits: you get health care but no dental Good Benefits: you get sick leave, but only after three years Benefits: you get free coffee Life/Disability Insurance Benefit: dangero
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