Yeah, this kinda reminds me of a Lewis Black piece which goes a bit like this: "Don't believe everything the media tells you. Remember the egg thing....first they sad eggs were good, then they said eggs were bad, then they said eggs were good, then they said the the yolks were bad and the whites were good....MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!" ...it's a good bit....and it explains your
(It's rant time!!!) One kind of movie I hate with a passion are romantic comedies....they are full of crap and "heartwarming" moments...they make girls cry and feel all tingly. I can't stand this crap they pump into women's heads.....the basic situation is that a woman who is uptight/ditzy/bitchy/not that attractive sees a guy who is their pinnacle of perfec
Yeah, don't be pressured into something....16 year old guys like me are a bit hormonal....(Actually I don't try to come on to anyone) but don't hold it against them just say, "NO"....its not as hard as people say it is.....so, continue keeping your virginity until you're ready! ~Zoo
I mean, come on, even Shaun wants some of my Cornbread j/k dude I hate you...... ~Zoo
you could say what Shaun told you do, but I would advise you not do that. lol. Don't advise against my advice....My advice is always the best!...MWAHAHAHA! I thought she
14.Reality TV contestants and the people who create these shows. I would pay big bucks to watch all of these morons stuck on an island with no food or water and tell them they had to fight to the death, and the last one standing gets a million bucks. Then sit back...and watch the fun. Of course we would KILL THE WINNER ON LIVE TV
Hmm....well, it depends on the situation and what the benefit and pain is.........generally if you can't fix the problem and it is hurting way too much....then let it go, cast it out, get away....its not worth it if it hurts too much.... Hope this helps, ~Zoo
Amen, you're precisely right.... Very Good Blog, ~Zoo
Hmm....I have that problem too sometimes....may I suggest you watch something on TV that you really wanted to see....because I usually fall asleep when I stay up to watch a good show....UGH...damn selective insomnia..... ~Zoo
How about this... I'm better than both of you. I'm Shaun's play buddy, remember? I sure hope it is a joke, Capt....I really, really, really, really do.... <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#FFF394 class="mb-Bod
Hey, they can't yell at me for jokes on my own blog...that's why we have the "Delete" option.... ~Zoo
Looks like we lazy Americans are slacking off....heh heh...China appears to be whoopin' ass though..... ~Zoo
Well, I'm Zoo and I'm a guy if that hasn't become apparent enough..... ~Zoo
I stick it to your mom....ok, I'm sorry....that was the perfect setup.... (For those of you that think that's insane or really mean...its an inside joke) ~Zoo
I'm getting scared......
The key to overcome the negative feeling....just say to yourself, "I don't give a flying ****" and you'll be just fine....just calm down...don't worry about what people think and "let it all hang out" as these kids say today ~Zoo
Oh, yes...let's praise Brandon in all of his glory.... ...j/k Eh, you're a good guy there Capt....because you get all the chicks....GRR....but anyway, chin up Jess...it'll be hard but you'll be just fine...remember he's not going to go off and die....well, probably not..... j/k ~Zoo
*sniff*....that's....*sniff*....uh, pretty good....very nice....and very true....*hrm*....good job. ~Zoo
...very nice....I'm not sure which one is my favorite...Good luck and try not to die in the process.... ~Zoo
If you have Cartoon Network you can catch Family Guy, Futurama, and other good but "risque" shows on adult swim around 11:00PM ~Zoo
Of course thier are those who feel it necassary to compensate for thier lack of brains with an excessive amount of bronze. That may be true....except that bronze is metal.....I believe you mean brawn. The brain has evolved greatly but the body is still not meant to just sit around and not move for days
I am a song whore....I'll listen to just about anything except that crazy rap and hip hop that all you kids listen to these days.....I tell ya.... ~Zoo
No shaun! We both want your opion. Or at least say we are equal or something. lol. You are equal.......or something.... ~Zoo
Well fictional blogs are cool as long as you've told people that its fictional beforehand....and if you want to post up some story chapters, go right ahead...I've read the one thing you sent me...and it was pretty damn good....you're a good writer, so post'em up here.... ~Zoo
Uhh....I'm not gettin' into this...you too go ahead and argue amongst yourselves..... ~Zoo
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