Zoologist03

Reply to hi in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Ah, Bienvenidos(Welcome) to JU...I'm sure you'll find this site is very nice and you should enjoy your stay...and maybe even become a bit addicted.... ~Zoo

Reply to Weird facts for the day in Humor JoeUser Forums

Well, I didn't try to lick my elbow....I've tried that a long time before I read this... . Not bad...you should check out my "Interesting Facts" series if you haven't already...I can't remember who read them , ~Zoo

Reply to Revenge or Rehabilitation? in Misc JoeUser Forums

You may be on to something there Gideon....I agree that these prisoners should be rehabilitated instead of being only punished....maybe you should propose this little idea to the government?.... Very Nice, ~Zoo

Reply to why not ? why not ? why not? ... yeah in Misc JoeUser Forums

Heh, not bad, not bad at all....pretty strange stuff on some of them.... Interesting Mig, ~Zoo

Reply to Child abuse in the name of religion in Religion JoeUser Forums

Man, that's utterly horrible.....I don't think words could really express how bad that is.....that's a crazy bastard right there.... ~Zoo

Reply to Olympic Condoms in Humor JoeUser Forums

....very nice...HAHAHA! ~Zoo

Reply to Still unemployed. Have taken to going commando in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Well, sounds like you're having a tough time there....and the no underwear thing is kind of hot.... ...I'm sorry couldn't resist...but good luck trying to get some kind of employment....it appears to be a kick in the pants with the laundry thing too.... Wishing you well, ~Zoo

Reply to That's Wacked And A Half in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Well, you could be a lazy spy...just sit around and "disguise" yourself as a couch potato... ~Zoo

Reply to Men and Women in Humor JoeUser Forums

HAHA!....I like this one...and it rings true! Very Good Article, ~Zoo

Reply to Bar Sluts (men who try to get laid by going to the bar) in Humor JoeUser Forums

Well, that's what pepper spray is for...heh....but, you're gonna have to expect this from some people, don't feel guilty if you turn someone down....but if they keep hitting on you get someone to help you "convince" them to back off. ~Zoo

Reply to Heaven, Hell and God in Religion JoeUser Forums

Hmm....makes you think....I guess we'll find out when we die, huh? ~Zoo

Reply to That's Wacked And A Half in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Ah, Brandon....you're largely in the Loser group....in a further classification you're a slacker.....and from there you're just in the Brandon group.... ...you really don't fit in or stick out....you should be a spy or something.... Well that's all I've got, ~Zoo

Reply to SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE HIM GO AWAY in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I just checked out this guy's blog and it is utterly pointless, stupid, and some kind of free advertising thing...and some kind of obsession with that Fred guy......I actually hope it gets deleted too.... ~Zoo

Reply to Gay WHAT??? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

It could even be the result of eating too much cheese before the age of 2. Hmm...I hope not...otherwise Capt. here might be in touble... ~Zoo

Reply to Love Poem of the Day in Art JoeUser Forums

Nice poem...and as I can tell from your last two articles...it looks like you're in a love mode right now...lol...which I guess is a pretty good mode to be in.... ~Zoo

Reply to I'm a Loser and I'm Proud of It!! in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Well, thanks for again classifying me as a loser....ah well, you have more fun that way Nice post, ~Zoo

Reply to What Smells Like Shoe Polish? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Heh, nice trick....I'm going to try that sometime..... ~Zoo

Reply to Yet another reason I detest my neighbors.. in Misc JoeUser Forums

Damn, what an asshat....If it were me, I'd go over there and lay down some whoop ass.....oh well, at least you're getting out of there huh?... ~Zoo

Reply to Holy cats! We're down to 2 days! in Misc JoeUser Forums

Hmm...sounds nice to be finally going on with your life....good luck with the move and don't be too sad....you can always keep in touch with your friends online.... ~Zoo

Reply to Die Bambi Die!!!!!!! in Humor JoeUser Forums

I had pretty much the same problem with a recent infestation of raccoons.....but they're legal to trap and kill.....I got 18 of them in a 2wk period...I think they're gone now.....but it was a living hell!...I wish you luck in your invasion of these demon deer. ~Zoo

Reply to Blog Roll Call! in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Ah, I love when girls fight over me.......*sigh*.....it doesn't get much better....hehe ~Zoo

Reply to I Love Pussy in Blogging JoeUser Forums

...I'd just like to state that I am also a pussy enthusiast..... Good article... , ~Zoo

Reply to Blog Roll Call! in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Capt.- Thanks...and good luck with that article of yours! Janders-Thank you! ~Zoo

Reply to Women Unite! Your Lives Are in Jeopardy in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Well, you just screwed up any chance I have with any girl who reads this.....curse you for exposing my crazy serial killer alter ego Blimy McGracken's personality..... .....eh, there are guys out there that are pretty f'ed up....and I'll have to agree on the crazy killing binge that's been going on....not sure what the hell that's all about.... Not a bad article....except for scarin

Reply to come fiddle with my riddle ? in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Well, where is citahellion with the answer?.....hmmm ~Zoo P.S....I'm guessing dew, too