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Reply to Eenie Meenie Mynie Mo? in Politics JoeUser Forums

Wow, Baker, you pull no punches!!

Eenie Meenie Mynie Mo? in Politics JoeUser Forums

So in my never-ending quest to find material dumbed down to my layman level to help me discover my political identity I stumbled across these quizzes. "The George W. Bush Loyalty Quiz 10 Questions to Test Your Allegiance to President Bush Your score is 4 on a scale of 1 to 10. You think Bush has some redeeming attributes, but generally spe

Reply to Sleeping Together in Sex & Romance JoeUser Forums

I'm a very restless sleeper. He's a very hard sleeper. We rotate through all of these every night!

Reply to Things slowing down on JU...Madpoet, Capt., Beebes..... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Ditto what Gideon said...

Reply to "friday five" ... island of lost souls in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

1. My husband 2. Lot of pictures of my kids (but NOT my kids cause I don't want them stranded without the hope of a wonderful future) 3. Computer w/ High Speed Internet Access (gotta download plans for a cabana and assorted fruit recipes plus keep in touch with my kids) 4. A massive supply of toiletries (moisturizer, sunscreen, tylenol, hairbrushes, nail polish, soap, bug spray blah blah blah) 5. A king sized bed with lots of feather

Reply to *He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite Sandwich* in Cooking JoeUser Forums

black sticky jar of yeast extracted spread sounds.....nasty. *shudder*

Reply to Is this abuse? in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Oh, the poor little guy! Wait...wasn't he supposed to be sleeping? Did he think it would be more comfortable on top of the bookcase? Silly guy! *sigh* Yes, the joys of mommyhood...

Reply to Who is John Galt Redux in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

Hey, I just finished up Atlas Shrugged a couple of weeks ago. Excellent Read. $

Reply to Oh How I Miss the Spooning in Sex & Romance JoeUser Forums

The only thing about spooning is the arm that I end up laying on. It's rather lumpy and not comfortable at all. Having him tuck that arm up close to him just results in a pointy elbow. There's just no winning for me. Unless I'm the spooner and he the spoonee. Then that's ok.

Reply to Cows are Evil! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

mmm, bul go gi....much better than geh go gi but in this case would they call it ko yang i gi?

Reply to Wax on Wax-Off... in Humor JoeUser Forums

i was invited to assist in an umm extreme bikini wax OK: 1. Invited? 2. Assist? 3. Extreme?

Reply to Cows are Evil! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Each year we buy a quarter of a cow, butchered & processed, to stock our freezer. I only wish we had a bigger freezer so we could get a half. Nothing like beef.

Reply to It's time for show and tell in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Link Me and my little guy. Sorry it took so long!

Reply to Truth is stranger than fiction in Misc JoeUser Forums

nice.... It leaves me wanting to know more: Who is the man? Is he real? If so, what happened to cause the initial estrangement? What happened in your life to prompt your subconsious to drag him out? But of course, you don't have to provide any background. It just makes it all that more mysterious.

Reply to Todays P2P Found Photo - Ouch! in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

HA! Took me a few minutes to figure out what was going on. Go figure, I'm a chick.

Fighting Fair in Marital Issues JoeUser Forums

Going through some of my old writing I found an essay I had written about a little over a year ago as a way to release some anger. Reading it now makes me laugh cause boy oh boy was I mad! But I did make some good points and my rules of fighting are still the same. I only wish my husband would play by these rules. *sigh* May 19, 2003 Monday

Reply to Bad Music you love! in Music JoeUser Forums

Tubthumping

Reply to How Would You Like A Tall Glass Of Cool Piss? in Humor JoeUser Forums

I love your sense of humor! Keep it up!

Reply to "Pieces of Me" = Pieces O' Crap. I'm not that old, am I? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I used to think it was cool when I could remember stuff from the year an aquaintance was born. I don't find it funny anymore.

Reply to It's no fun without an audience! in Humor JoeUser Forums

Have you ever had the feeling you were being watched? There's something about cats. Last weekend we stayed at a super nice campground and one morning as I trekked my way to the bathrooms (yes, flushable toilets!!) I got that feeling as I passed a rather large motorhome. I looked up and on the dash

My Little Surfer Guy in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

My little guy's hair is SO long and a beautiful shade of blonde. But this morning he woke up with devils horns shaped by clumps of last night's supper that were not washed out during the bath-debacle. So I chased him around the house with a hair brush and a bottle of spray-conditioner. Him yelling, "No no no ow ow ow" and me yelling "Come here you little monster!"

Reply to More Practical Jokes To Make Work More Fun in Humor JoeUser Forums

Hey, I think you told the shoepolish one already....don't bore us with repeats! Keep it fresh! These are damn funny. One guy at my work left his passport out and next thing ya know there's a FBI Wanted Poster tacked up to the wall with his mug in it. That was too much fun. Course, I hid the original on the network by just changing the file extension. In college we had those white boards instead of traditional chalkboards. The s

Reply to Lock It Up! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

cropdust the doorway... forgive my naivety... ???

Reply to Bedtime for Krystal in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Fantastic!

Reply to Wax on Wax-Off... in Humor JoeUser Forums

Do what I did: move to Minnesota. Here you try to grow as much hair on your legs as possible to keep in body heat.