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Reply to Music Review: Jessica Simpson "Take My Breath Away" in Music JoeUser Forums

I am a huge fan of the original it is one of my all time favourite songs, as i love the moie Top Gun!!! And i agree Jessica Simpson has not done a good job of it at all.....Same as her new one Angels by Robbie Williams she has also ruined that song, She needs to stick to her own songs and stop doing covers. Its funny cos this remake of Take my Breath away was originally made with her husband Nick, but for some reason when she has released

Reply to Real Female Role Models in Misc JoeUser Forums

hehehehe i seem to be able to give great advice as u should know markus but i just can't seem to gie it to myself also as u know lol im not assuming all guys want a blow job or nething else for that matter im just saying that a chick shouldn't give it away the first time she meets a guy.....because then what do they have to look forward to..... if she was to give it away the first time she meets a guy he will just assume she does it with e

Reply to Real Female Role Models in Misc JoeUser Forums

The best thing a girl can do is not give a guy what he wants.....cos lets face it a guy only wants what he can't have.....and if a girl is going to give it up in the first 1/2 hour that they meet hes not going stick around much longer cos he's already got it....and hes not going to take you seriously cos he would just think you act this way with every guy u met (and lets face it im sure its very likely they do) But if girls would only learn t

Reply to Something Cool in Internet JoeUser Forums

Oh my god people......... could u give him a bigger head????

Reply to Young Men, Prostitutes, and Nice Girls in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

i love the fact u assume, that cos a chick wants to sleep with you it means shes head over heels for you and that YOUR going to break HER heart in the morning.... Girls have needs to and we also want to be able to just sleep with someone with out any complications every once and awhile....its really not the hard to find someone instead of giving in and turning to a hooker.....i know if i found out my guy had been seeing one i wouldn't know how

Reply to I just love Sharks ok - So What? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

HEHEHEHE yup.......she reminds me of me but shes just so funny and the lines she comes out with ahhhhhhhh funny funny funny...i may go home and watch it tonight actually.....

Reply to I just love Sharks ok - So What? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

keep urself entertained mister............its not my job well watch it again u will love it heaps.....dori is the best shes sooooooooooooo funny

Reply to I just love Sharks ok - So What? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I have read it u dweeb........but yeah my email at works not working today...won't let me send out emails.... but for the love of god hurry up and watch Nemo u tool bag....its da best ever

Reply to The Animals are going to get us... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

You don't need my help Markus....ur doing just fine...... but to all of you, markus is spot on.....one day animals will take over just wait you'll see.... and ps ur nutters markus if u think Sharks are beauitful creatures there scary as hell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reply to A Penguin named Ralph. in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

I have a cricket, i haven't named him as such cos he doesn;t really speak, just makes those stoopid noises.... ur a weird one markus......but i think i tell u that every day

Reply to Damn Internet Addicts are going Cold Turkey... in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Markus..have u been talking about me again........i really wish u wouldn't!!!!!!!!!!!! and markus you dunt have to worry about me telling them how good looking u are in real life, you no i dunt lie......so why would i start now????? and Mandy....i will agree on fighting over Justin Timberlake ne day......

Reply to Damn Internet Addicts are going Cold Turkey... in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

My god Markus....no wonder you come on here so much!!!!!!! and girls just like to tell you he isn't as nice and caring as he makes out he is on here , so dunt be fooled girlies lol markus is gunna kick my ass for that one!!!!!!!!! Just wait for the blonde joke to come!

Reply to Embrace your Inner Homo! in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Whos Tyler Markus?????? why haven't u ever told me about him hmmmmm not good enough huh oh yeah and u do come off gayish markus....but if that works for you with the ladies then embrace it my good man......

Reply to William Hung is Dead. in Music JoeUser Forums

heheheh i was just about to ask that too

Reply to Last night, I saw my Ex... in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Markus markus markus....oh how i wish i was there that night...i would have wooped her arse like i did the night i bumped into her.... She has this way of getting to you even thou u dunt want her to...and i knwo just aswell as u do...even thou she was just a friend to me, she was a friend of mine for at least 6 years....and then all of a sudden it was just nothing......and yeah it was my choice to let her go as a friend, but she was the one th

Im In A Lovey Dovey Mood So Bare With Me!!!!!! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

"What matters most is the connection that grows after two people's lips have met." Never question if you are in love or not, because if you were you wouldn't need to ask." What is more important to you the love you share, the memories you have or the lover? Give love a chance to swallow you up. Don't just think it will happen in a i

Reply to Instructions for life in Blogging JoeUser Forums

how'd i know it was going to be you!!!!

Instructions for life in Blogging JoeUser Forums

1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. 2. Memorise your favourite poem. 3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. 4. When you say, "I love you," mean it. 5. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. 6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

Reply to Emotional Retards in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Ok Jake, good story there......and yes you have a point........but markus grahams situation is totally different......he doesn't like me like that.....hes like my brother man, grossness plus!!!!! Hes just pissed that girls keep going for the wrong guys, example me!,and that he is the nice intelligent "nice guy" that keeps getting f@$k over by "us" girls! and after i told him about my new mission, he got angry cos hes heard it a million times f

Reply to Drama Queens in Blogging JoeUser Forums

hehehehe i was there remember i was in HOSPITAL and you all decided to go there and drink without while i was laid up in bed hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm and im not saying nice guys dunt ever stick up for you im just saying that they normally just lket it slide adn we get pissed over it, cos to us it sorta makes us feel you dunt care, and you dunt care if another guy tries his hardest to be with you..... we just want someone who is going to

Reply to Drama Queens in Blogging JoeUser Forums

No markus Trina has a good point...... We love being fussed over......So if a guy were with gets there back up because were talking to a friend or a total stranger, we love it because we can see he actually cares about us and doesn't want anyone else near us, its like were theres and no one else's......it might sound stoopid and yeah it is, but thast how it is.... Most girls love it.....i know i love being protected and being made to

Reply to Emotional Retards in Personal Relationships Stardock Forums

Wow dunt i feel special that you wrote a blog after me hehehehehehehehe im sorry markus u know i love you, but as i said to u this morning i would rather have alittle then nothing at all.... and yes i am only hurting myself, so really whats the harm????

Reply to Escaping the Rat Race in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

I would Miss you Markus Graham

Reply to Just Another Messed Up 19 Year Old Girl!!! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

How did the gilmore girsl end????

Reply to Super Sexy Super Heroes! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Her name was Princess Allura.......she kicked ass, i loved her to, i would always be her when playing with the toys... and red dwarf come on mark, im surprised u haven't seen it....its pretty funny!