Banned fer installing the hooks to hang them thar bags o' stuff on.
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Banned for campaigning to have only human members in the club... what the fech is wrong with dogs, other than leaving non-banking deposits all over the place?
Banned for not knowing that I'm president of that Club and that my banning powers reach over there as well. Consider yourself banned.
[quote who="sydneysiders" reply="240" id="3812974"] Bondi Beach is in the east....nothing Covid happening up Manly and Northern Beaches....no yuppies spreading it from there....you'll have to keep the yuppies on the backburner to blame for something another day... [/quote] There were issues with people from Manly and Northern beaches ignoring lockdown rules as well. Again, it was the 6.00pm news that showed police moving people on from those locations. It even go
Oh, and if anybody thinks I'm angry.... angry is completely and utterly short of how I'm feeling right now.
I can't believe the selfishness, stupidity and irresponsible behaviour of 3500 - 4000 boofheads in Sydney yesterday, well I can believe it but sure as hell don't understand it. Why would anybody organise and/or attend an anti-lockdown rally and risk the lives of countless others? It's an event that could become a Covid super-spreader, and with the NSW government unable to contain the current crisis, it could spell disaster for the mainland states, even if state borders are closed.
Banned for using a mud pack to improve your complexion and it looks like you're still wearing it hours after washing it off.
[quote who="DaveRI" reply="238" id="3812826"] One way or another we'll get through it. [/quote] I sure hope so. This pandemic has wreaked havoc on so many communities and economies already, not to mention the families who have lost loved ones, good friends, too. And when so-called experts are saying that it's going to get a whole lot worse before it gets better, I dread to think they might be right. I may be fully vaccinated but I still worry for friends an
[quote who="sydneysiders" reply="236" id="3812594"] Quoting starkers, reply 233 Yeah, the yuppies and the wealthy from Manly and northern beaches are largely responsible for the Sydney [and now rural NSW] breakout of Covid. Incorrect....it was a limo driver from Bondi in the East whose job was
Banned for being a boar and lazing in a puddle of mud.
[quote who="Nimbin" reply="234" id="3812302"] update from me. I finally got clearance from my doctor to get vaccinated for Covid. So i have had my 1st dose of Pfizer and due for my 2nd next week. No ill effects and everything went well. [e digicons]B)[/e] [e digicons]B)[/e] [e digicons]B)[/e] [e digicons]B)[/e] [/quote] Good to hear [um, read].... glad it went well for you. Sadly, it didn't go so well for a couple of Aussies wh
[quote who="Jafo" reply="232" id="3812253"] We get our second shots in September...meanwhile putting up with lockdown No.5 ....as NSW is currently screwed...bit slack getting into it...as if they knew how to do it better than Vic. How wrong they were...[e digicons];)[/e] [/quote] Yeah, the yuppies and the wealthy from Manly and northern beaches are largely responsible for the Sydney [and now rural NSW] breakout of Covid. They've learnt nothing from the last brea
[quote who="DaveRI" reply="230" id="3812186"] I do wish more people would get vaccinated. Seems like we're about due to spawn another variant. [/quote] Yep, everyone should be vaccinated ASAP. As if it wasn't bad enough with the more contagious Delta variant, but a new variant with possible new symptoms should be well and truly enough to get everyone not vaccinated into the vaccination clinics to get their shots. Even though we have had no new cases of Co
Banned for owning a paint-ball gun and trying to load 44 Magnum ammo in it to shoot the wild pigs in your area.
I've had both my AstraZeneca shots, neither caused me any pain at the needle site or anywhere else. No side-effects, either. I still don't get these anti-vaxxers peddling so much misinformation to sway people from getting their shots. It makes no sense to peddle fear during the pandemic, but there they are, trying to influence and scare people. Here in Australia we have 4 states where new cases being recorded every day, and it's mostly because of selfish and unruly p
Banned because I don't blame everything on everyone... just 99.9% of it. Also banned for suggesting I shoot people... haven't been able to get ammo for my water pistol in years.
Banned for the false assumption that I have sins.... shoot, I only ever make mistakes when it's somebody else's fault.
[quote who="don5318" reply="6" id="3811946"] Quoting uk58, reply 3 Not really and not for everyone if you bought hundreds and programs registered for this PC <span
A bloke loses his manhood in an industrial accident and the treating surgeon gave him the bad news that it was too badly damaged to be reattached. "However," the doctor says: " a baby elephant died prematurely at the zoo and I can graft on a piece of its trunk to replace your missing willy." "Okay," the bloke replies: "anything has to be better than no willy at all." With that the surgeon proceeds with the grafting and it was a resounding success, so when the bloke is re
Banned for being so slow on the beer supplies that I had to resort to making my own.
Banned for viewing your spy-drone's footage all wrong and making a wrong assumption.... I don't make cups of coffee. Also banned for not knowing that I'm a tea drinker when the beer runs out.[e digicons];P[/e]
Speaking of golf, Sir Winston Churchill reckoned that 18 holes of golf ruined a good walk, but that didn't deter the young blonde woman who was desperate to play a round with other people instead of alone. She approached three men at the 1st hole and asked if she could join them. The bloke who seemed to be the more senior of the three said that they each had handicaps and that it wouldn't be fair because she appeared to be unencumbered. "What do you men, handicaps? she ask
[quote who="RedneckDude" reply="20" id="3811591"] Windows 11 menus and settings look a lot like android. [/quote] Yeah, I thought that when looking at various screenshots online. All in all, Win 11 is a more polished OS to look at than any of its predecessors. I just hope that whatever bugs there may be are gone by the time I'm ready to install. I also hope that the strict system requirements are eased to allow more machines to run it. My
Then there was the blonde woman who was trying desperately to learn to play golf. No matter how she tried, the club's coaches were dumbfounded as to how inept, incapable she was. One suggested after multiple lessons that her only hope was to engage the club professional as her tutor. Upon their first lesson, the professional asked her to tee up and fire on off down the centre of the fairway. After four attempts and the ball still sitting on the tee, he frowned and sa
I recall when I was a lad in England that an Italian family moved into the village. They were nice people but their gorgeous looking daughter had a real funny name.... Fuccerada. It didn't bother me any cos she was a lovely girl with a sweet personality. Thing was, her mother was so protective that Fuccerada and I didn't get to see a lot of each other, not that it prevented us from liking one another anyway....A LOT. Anyway, one day her mother had to go into town urgently,