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I don't think any polling system is perfect. All are vulnerable to voter fraud if various people and/or groups really want to. I use the mail in service due to mobility issues.... standing in queues for any period of time is painful for me, as is fold-up temporary seating. However, I would legally use my ballot paper to have MY say, nobody elses. As for what happens in the US, well the system there is different to ours here in Australia, so I do not have an opinion a

Donald's New Direction in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Now that he has lost his primary employment and source of income, it has been rumoured that Donald Trump has approached a world-wide hair transplant company for a new job. Being the proud wearer of a thatched roof for some decades, and having spent hundreds of thousands on hair care, the executives at A&M may consider him for an ambassadorial role with the company. However, prior to signing him up, they may demand he either ditches his Twitter account or stops posting outrag

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Banned for the thinking I'd support a wearer of a thatched roof.

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Banned for complaining that alleyways near your home aren't big enough to swing a cat [by the tail] in.

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Banned for the absence of light and lurking in the shadows with tool in hand and ill-intent toward alley cats whose tails were missing at birth.

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Banned for darkening this thread with a light switch moment.

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Banned for not appreciating a great beer and saying you'd rather drink dirty dish water.

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Banned for refusing to duck down and kiss my grits..... And banned for not inviting others to join the frivolities.

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Banned for trying to impersonate Sean Connery but only managing to come across as Daffy Duck.

Reply to Goodbye, 007. Well done, sir. in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Nobody Bond'ed like Sean Connery.... NOBODY. A truly great actor with so much versatility and screen presence. You will be sorely missed around the world, Sean, RIP

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Banned for misdirecting haters to a dating site to redirect their hate into love rumbles between the sheets.

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Banned for even suggesting that people should embrace what is generally a fucked up world.

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Banned cos I'm not happy with the world as it is today.

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Speaking of alligators, a young alligator and an older one were discussing food and how to grow, put on weight. The young alligator asked how come the older alligator had become so large. The older alligator said that he attributed his large size and weight to eating a member of the Trump family. The younger alligator took that on board and went off to find Donald Trump as his first 'growth meal'. A few days later the pair were discussing the matter again and the you

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Banned cos I had to soak 'em in hot water after you soiled them. [e digicons]:grin:[/e]

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Banned for a damp outlook.

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Banned for not seeing the rain in Spain that fell mainly on the leaky roofs of people who are allergic to H2O.

Reply to My Big Beastie Died in Personal Computing WinCustomize Forums

Well the MSI X399 Creation board turned up yesterday and I'm collecting everything together so that the techie can rebuild Big Beastie. As for the motherboard's up and dying woes, it turns out the cause was the PSU... a 1200w Coolermaster Gold Plus. The reason it wasn't detected before is that the PSU would spike intermittently without warning and 'short' the board. Luckily, the techie discovered it and I shall get a replacement PSU. Anyhow.[e digicons]:)[/e] &nbsp

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Banned for not keeping out the precipitation.

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Banned for walls are necessary to prevent ceilings falling down.

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Banned for squishing 'Incy Wincy Spider climbing up the wall.

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Banned for the only supporter you know of is an athletic support.

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Banned for residing on the lunatic fringe, where deniers refuse to admit being lost in their own minds and the minds of their neighbours.

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Banned for a bridge to nowhere.... it was removed to save you from getting lost.

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Banned for not going far enough.