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Reply to You can almost smell the irony in Humor JoeUser Forums

Oh, that is one of the few jokes of this nature that i have actually found really funny recently.

Reply to cannibal buys corpse on e-bay in Blogging JoeUser Forums

that is awesome.

Reply to the dullest blog in the world in Internet JoeUser Forums

that was fantastic...i bookmarked it and i am going to read it high...that will surely allow me to throw away close to 3 hours of my life!

Reply to it's just not cricket in Humor JoeUser Forums

Cricket is just mentally challenged baseball!

Reply to earth girls are easy in Internet JoeUser Forums

but what if each of the three heads were awful at giving oral pleasure. You could end up with alot of akward injuries.

Reply to "friday five" ... choose YOUR fate in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

1/ extremely unattractive or exceptionally unintelligent ? Extremely unattractive, i value intelligence over attractiveness anyday. 2/ totally blind or completely deaf ? Deaf...as much as i would hate not being able to listen to music anymore, i honestly would not know what to do if i could no longer read...but on the other hand i love to talk and carry on coversations and whatnot and not being able to hear would severly compromi

Reply to Final Fantasy XI - Some thoughts in PC Gaming JoeUser Forums

You hit the nail on the head on this one. It does have alot of neat features, but overall it just isnt well rounded enough yet. I found myself unable to find a group, and disliked that i couldn't really effectively solo. I dropped it pretty quick but have been thinking about going back,.

Reply to Zombie Short Story in Misc JoeUser Forums

yeah wes...hurry up with the next installment or the pirana come getcha

Reply to Why do crippled people have all the luck? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Psshh i didn't get some introduction by the lovely and talented Vanessa. ' Seriously though, Jesse, Steven Hawking is the man and you damned well know it. He deserves what he gets because he has that kickass keyboard.

Reply to "friday five" ... who are YOU ? in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

Sexually incompatible? What's that? Someone's doinkus corkscrews or something like that?Sorry, but I find the "sexual incompatibility" argument for why a couple MUST have premarital sex to be laughable. I would NEVER counsel someone to compromise their morals on what is, by and large, a myth. If you choose to have premarital sex,

Reply to movin' to the country ... in Art JoeUser Forums

we are still going to ! not if i break his legs.

Reply to The LTM's Future. in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

Studly-C and I ARE destined to control the world/

Reply to Zombie Short Story in Misc JoeUser Forums

I would bet my bottom dollar that he is one of the main characters.

Reply to what's your sign? horoscopes that will rock your socks off. in Humor JoeUser Forums

You have many tests this week. These may be physical, mental, or social. Bump up your stats in mental and you shouldn't have to retest. Unless the other guy has more mental, but you know to just bid low so he doesn't know your true stats. (lame Vampire: the Masquerade reference.) woopie! of course i wo

Reply to The Bagel in Art JoeUser Forums

wait...jesse's not a woman? Oh god, OH GOD!

Reply to movin' to the country ... in Art JoeUser Forums

its not that we (vanessa and i) dont want to leave our respective homes, its that we dont want to HAVE to. hehe im trying to get there, kiddo. Okay, he is saying kiddo now. You are a bad influence on him Vanessa and you two aren't allowed to play together anymore. But i fully agree here...i love leaving my

Reply to Losers of the World Unite in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

i'm not satisfied until i am positive that at least 70% of my co-workers think there is something seriously wrong with me. I think i have already succeeded at that task at my new job. The mohawk pushed it overboard i believe. I am proud to have been a part of a group of losers that, in 1987, almost staged a successful coup in o

Reply to movin' to the country ... in Art JoeUser Forums

All of that sounds like a beautiful trade off.

Reply to Losers of the World Unite in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I wear my comic book tshirts as often as i can, so long as they are not TOO dirty. I am out there quoting star wars, family guy, and aqua teen hunger force EVERY DAY! I bombard my fellow co-workers will useless bits of comic-book trivia at all times! I have played 6 different massively multi-player role playing games! I have a tattoo of a clan symbol from a table top roleplaying game! You must be DEDICATED to your geekness....Wait, i blacked out t

Reply to "friday five" ... who are YOU ? in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

the most informative and fascinating one we've ever had You got that right, i mean; little_whip and i actually agreed on something =D

Reply to "friday five" ... who are YOU ? in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

1) It should be legalised. Legalizing it will make it safer for the women and the "customer" Having it illegal ensures that many of these women are being treated very poorly. 2) I think that marijuana should be legalized and other drugs should have stiffer punishments. Marijuana isnt addictive and its effects are no more harmful than alcohol. 3) I am having mixed views about pornography as of late. I think it is fine on one hand

Reply to dying to be thin in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

these celebrities themselves form the major part of the "image culture" we have created I agree, but the reason they have created this image is due to the pressures exerted on them. There are many stars who come out against this, but they are the big name stars who are valued for more than their looks.

Reply to you're jeff goldblum with full-sleeve tattoos in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

i think of you as that one friend i have who wasn't born christian

Reply to dying to be thin in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

and why would a slim, rich, attractive, successful young woman feel the need to resort to starving herself or abusing drugs in order to maintain a childishly "skeletal" frame anyway ?.why indeed. women can blame men or the media for as long as they want, but the sad truth is, nothing much will change about the "thin is beaut

Reply to "friday five" ... how was it for YOU ? in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

Fun, SLD6 and i took our friends car while he wasnt looking and went joyriding in an empty fielddon't you two still do that ? No, now we play with our own shitty cars.