alison watkins

alison watkins

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Reply to What's your favorite love song, and why? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Brian Adams: Heaven. I know, this song is pretty cheezy, but I have great memories of being wasted at a friends wedding while Hardin and I were flinging eachother across the dance floor. We were so drunk....we were trying to choreograph it. That same night my friend and i had a contest to see how many of those candy covered almonds that are always at weddings we could fit into our bra. Ahh...memories....

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Reply to I just tried on 12 different brands of jeans at target. in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

Tex: hmm...you're right. They make a huge variety of jeans. Maybe I should give them a try. Their bras are great, so their jeans must be too! Dharma: ahh!! you are in the same boat too! I usually love shopping, but shopping for jeans is a pain in my big rear! haha Marcie: That is also a good idea. I can get the jeans from vicky's like tex suggested and if they are too long, then I could go to the tailor! Mod

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I just tried on 12 different brands of jeans at target. in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

.....AND NOT ONE OF THEM FIT!!!! ARRRRGGGGG. I hate being short. I hate my ass!! My body is so unproportional. I swear if I was about 6 inches taller Victoria's Secret would hire me on the spot. I'm like that one commercial of theirs: all you see is curves. While some would consider me lucky to have an ample ass (not fat----just ample), I do not. Nothing ever fi

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Reply to How much is normal? in Sex & Romance JoeUser Forums

Maybe she's under stress. I know since I've started working my sex drive has gone down a bit (although I still get it at least three times a week --hehe ). Another possibility is that maybe there's some underlying cause that she doesn't want to get her rocks off. Maybe she's lost interest...maybe she's gay....who knows.... My advice: They should see a therapist.

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Reply to No Moderate Response?? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

wow...I just wanted to know what happened. I didn't realize mega drama was involved. However, this has become highly entertaining.

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Reply to Alone. in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

zoo: You should, you have a great talent. I know where Fairfield County is--hehe. I'm originally from the Northeast part--a little city (and dump!) called Canton.

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Reply to No Moderate Response?? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

sugar high elf: wow...i never pictured him leaving.... texas wahine: you and cartman!!! omg I LOVE SOUTHPARK!! Oconoclast: touche! Sugarhighelf:

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Reply to What Makes a Woman Beautiful? in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Beautifully written article, Tex. What is defined these days as physical beauty is a grotesque macabre for the real woman. How are you going to be able to hold a conversation with that vapid,perk-titted, size two woman 25 years later? Probably not as well as you would with the size 10 woman who speaks her mind. Beauty is found in brains.

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Reply to Alone. in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Zoo- I'm serious...you have a talent. Are you going to go to school for journalism? btw...what part of ohio are all y'all kiddies from? Tex: Now that's what I'm talking about! leaving the house the way I like it....the dishes are piling up and the bedroom doorknob has proved to be a great place to hang my sportsbras. now i have to think about what kind of sexy outfit i'm going to buy!

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Reply to Separation Anxiety. in Misc JoeUser Forums

Girl, you are a rock! I have been reading your blogs for a long time and you are the strongest person I know (counting those I know in person). D is lucky to come home to such a great woman (and I'm sure he's a great guy, too)!

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Reply to She has WHAT??!! in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

Ouch...whooping cough does not sound like a walk in the park. Hopefully Shea is feeling better real soon! As for vaccinations, I am very curious about the chicken pox vaccination. I never had them. I remember my mom doing everything in her power to associate me with them, but I never got them. Now that I work with kids, I am wondering if I should get the shot, but who knows if it will work...

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Reply to Alone. in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Dharma: thank you so much for your support. I know you know where I'm coming from. Only if we lived closer...then we could start a support group for women who's men are up and out!

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Reply to Alone. in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

moderateman: you're right. The alone time will help me sort out my emotions. One thing New York has over Ohio--the weather is way better!! Zoo- I have read it actually. You're a talented kid. Although dark, i found your poem to be insightful. Shovelheat: My twin! hello long lost brother!

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Alone. in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Right now I am alone. For the next two weeks I will be alone. If I died, no one would realize it for another two weeks. (picture that stench!) Hardin is on the way to Portugal via cruise ship with the Dorsey Orchestra. He will be lucky to e mail me just a few times because it's so expensive. From what he's said so far, it sounds like he's having

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