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Reply to SHIT HAPPENS in Humor JoeUser Forums

looking forward to it!!..see ya!

Reply to what the hell is wrong with men these days? in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

...I meant don't go sonic on them not "so nice" lol!!

Reply to what the hell is wrong with men these days? in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

I understand your rage..I'm there with you..but don't go sonice on them..it fuels the insanity...maintain your chill..remember we mature quicker and we are the fairer sex.. don't let them get under your skin..thats why God gave us leashes...

Reply to SHIT HAPPENS in Humor JoeUser Forums

at least you had a hospital you could trust!!! its more lethal to go to the hospital here than to actually be sick. I now wish I had taken notes when my mother used to prescribe home remedies at such times!!!

Reply to Black skin shouldn't get you anything that white doesn't. in Misc JoeUser Forums

good for you.."here's your prize" we'll make sure to mention that at our next "white bashing" meeting...I don't care whether you are a minority or a majority..my point is its not about you people or those people.. If you have a problem with someone, give them a name don't include the rest of us in the same bracket. You are not racist and I am not racist, you are white and I am black.. I have no issues with you and you don't know me so don't try to co

Reply to my poetry in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

Thank you very much both of you!! That's really encouraging!

I'll have that "to go" in Misc JoeUser Forums

Today I ordered a soup I only knew 2 characters of out of the five that were printed- I didn’t know it actually said “nasty smelling soup that’s going to taste good but will contain a long thread of human hair that’s well ..not yours and afterward..u will explode into an long episode of diarrhea.” Needless to say, I continued to eat because(1) it was delicious a

SHIT HAPPENS in Humor JoeUser Forums

Speaking of the shits I had the worst episode the other night. I willingly knowingly ate a cup of yoghurt that was a good month overdue. I was thinking, I just bought some good imported dark Cervesa that was a whole year old and it was on sale..nothing happened except for the fact that I got drunk after the first two bottles. Looking back, I think I was exp

Reply to Black skin shouldn't get you anything that white doesn't. in Misc JoeUser Forums

Dont fucking generalise just because you are not happy with the 50 non white people in your community...

Reply to My Special Princess in Non-Fiction JoeUser Forums

few things....isnt it Pattaya? and umm the Thai Princess is married ..to the current King...the other princess is about 10-12 years old..great story.. but you will understand if I dont believe a blinking word of it!

Reply to I Should Have Been A Nudist in Non-Fiction JoeUser Forums

I really like your writing style...its easy to read but also highly entertaining, humorous. You should get published!!

Reply to Black skin shouldn't get you anything that white doesn't. in Misc JoeUser Forums

are u frustrated because you are white? or do you have a real case? Dont fucking generalise just because you are not happy with the 50 non white people in your community...I have never asked anything from you and I never complain to you...and yes..my grammar is correct

my poetry in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

1. Dahlia Did you ever think of what was to be When you lay there all bright eyed with anticipation Did you ever think it would end –the pain That tore you up and left you scarred, changed Did you ever think that smile would fade That came when you burped and swayed with intoxication Did you think the world would change When you as

Reply to Forgiveness in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

opinions are ass holes and everybody has one, how dare you you desecrate CS Lewis' words in such a manner, you have no right to talk about forgiveness unless you have been there..I can tell from your tone you are just regurgitating someone else's thoughts. So please stick to what you know..you are one of those people who cheapens christianity

Reply to A penis is a penis in Humor JoeUser Forums

It just might be...although the Chinese version is "thrusting wallet hidden penis"..approprietly so!

Nostalgia in Misc JoeUser Forums

In China, loneliness is a choice one makes, with so few foreigners to go around some schools that hire foreigners actually have “dinner partners, fuck buddies and general friendship guaranteed – true love not included.” Listed as one of their lucrative perks they have on offer. There are times, however when the loneliness creeps up on you, like the chilling

A penis is a penis in Humor JoeUser Forums

Martial arts, an ancient macho art is so yesterday..there is a new fad in town, the penis arts. People fight with their penises and their wallets. One can win by default just by having a huge penis or an equally huge wallet to disguise the punitudeness of the other. Foreign black guys are the crème de la crème of choice when it comes to experiencing a one nig

Asian fashion awards in Humor JoeUser Forums

Interesting to note that the reason people wear shades is to protect themselves, from the sun, other people and even themselves. Shades provide cover for protection and enough gyle to reinvent oneself into becoming …anything else that they aren’t . ..and the whole thing leads to a complicated mess of mistaken identity. In American fad culture, different groups

I punched Frank today in Dating JoeUser Forums

I just got back from the gym. I put in a good 35 minute rigorous work out and then I decided to go and punch Frank. He really is a punching back that I named after a one time lover who burned me. I am usually timid when I am working on the punching back , but not today, because I finally personalized it and gave it a face. Granted this is not a habit of mine to br

Reply to The search for your inner self. in Religion JoeUser Forums

I absolutely agree with your insights..Its oftentimes hard to keep that into perspective though..Incidentally, I myself am teaching English in china..check out my blog!

Extra lessons in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Extra lessons Chinese kids are always taking lessons- Its like a yoga or fat free ice cream fad that wont go away. From music lessons, math lessons, karate classes..Parents make sure kids are busy- In china, parents don’t have stories about car pools and cake sales. They compete on a more complicated and different level of hours and hours spent in a sch

karaoke Ok in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

There are certain ambiguous aspects that really define a culture or give it flavor if you prefer. Karaoke is Chinese culture. Its everywhere...On a warm moonlit night in the middle of a crowded park, you can find it connected by a confusion of threatening extension cords. Downtown, in a dark smoky half empty bar spotted with love struck couples, its there. On