JoeUser ForumsI am the Godfather *mmm* off to see the shrink now!
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A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e
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I steal stuff off the internet that I like, but I always mention that they are not my ideas:)
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Reply By: MyrranderPosted: Monday, September 27, 2004I've been married awhile, and I love it. certainly you have to change your lifestyle, but the thing is, you don't mind doing that so much because that other person is changing their lifestyle too. I see...
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DISCLAIMER: I stole this, there fore the views displayed below are not necessarily mine, but they did make me smile so I thought I would share... Single V.S. Married SINGLE * 1. Single means you have the time to grow and be the person you want to be. * 2. Single gives you space to grow. It is harder to grow when you are too close to someo
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Am i a manipuri or an indian first? it's obviously important to you but...we don't know...!
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How about George Bush being "Fudge Packer" and Tony Blair being "Queenie"! I'm fudge packer:(
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And when will the sting go??!! Never!!! Or till you stop your whoring, sinful, poisonous ways!!! *takes a long pull at her non filtered cigar*
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Do you think this was divine intervention stopping me from smoking? by any means necessary!! heheeheh!
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After an hour of arguing over if racism still existed (which I naively believed was almost stamped out) she said something that caught my attention; "You just wouldn't understand". she said (a little put out with me I imagine), "it's not that people are born racist or taught to be racist, but sometimes I get this look from people
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I hope this works...this is my first ever article that was published in a recognized newa medium Link I don't know why they changed my title, should I sue??? Most of you have read it though since this was my first article so if you have just click on "For
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non humans is just yucky am with you there...if you won't play no sweat, i will... Steve Buscemi hands down...I don't know it must the nerdy thing he has going on. BRITNEY SPEARS, J-LO, BEYONCE you have to sleep with one!
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Sushi for Beginners bingo!!! I haven't read "last chance yet...well will you play??
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ok...u get another chance...since noone else won't play:p 2 can play the game! what'll it be??
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Ha~~, kind of funny, i love your students, they r so cute thanks Vanilla, I think so too!!! although sometimes I really think they sniff glue the way their minds work, I guess its just something lost in translation!!
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hahahah! Ok, how about: Michael, Jermaine or Janet Jackson? and you have to sleep with one!!
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Oh and yes, leave me alone til I am done eating. hahahah! thanks a lot! I know I am not an exception but it does hit my human strings once in a while. I think i am loosing it because my dog is not here with me so I have noone to vent at and wind down with!!
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People point, nudge and stare. "Is her hair real?" "Where is she from?" The brave ones draw nearer for a closer look. I have been spit at, sniffed at, prodded, pulled at, glared, wowed at and even on rare moments applauded at all because I am a foreigner. My special treatment overflows from my classrooms to the streets, markets, restaurants, parks and anywhere e
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yeah!!!
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! come on! you have to play..just choose one!! maybe if you just consider it you won't have to sleep with them!!
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heheeh...the idea is you choose the most repulsive, unattractive, least "unsleepable" (I know its not a word, it is now!!) person!! thats the challenge...finding the worst possible combinations!!!
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More from my 16-18 year old children: -my godness! -Time flied and we had to leave.(great class) -Hi dad, its me your "good son" -Homework is too heavy. -I nearly vomit in my mouth (eew) -I always thought they(black people) were made from chocolate so I asked them "are you sweet?" - I can't live without yo
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Ok, I may have the best view just outside my window (zig zag mountains, fishing river right by me and an authentic fishing village next to it with men in long boats and triangular straw hats...) BUT I miss normal life!! I miss bars, noisy cars and ethnic food restaurants. I could go on and on but I already did that before in an earlier article so I'll just get to t
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one of us or both gets banned I could read into that...but you all know what I am getting at!!
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. Is this also true elsewhere? I really never knew. true in China, sorry PB you can't come to visit:( and...I THOUGHT you were FROM USA??!! oh well...I should stop thinking.
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