Shovelheat

Shovelheat

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Reply to Boredom in Poetry JoeUser Forums

thanks for alleviating some of my boredom this morning, Donna!

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Reply to We All Like The Bad Boy in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Lemme tell you about bad boys... Na...you've already heard it before! And what's that old saying? A woman takes a man hoping he'll change and a man takes a woman hoping she WON'T. I tell ya we're hopeless, Nicky....

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Reply to A Boy's Prayer in Poetry JoeUser Forums

Interesting...and what does the boy become when he grows up? Something here reminds me of that old movie Failsafe (or was it the book?) when the pilot after nuking New York says (before killing himself) I am the Matador ... WWW Link

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Reply to The Fire in Poetry JoeUser Forums

Nice imagery, and I felt sorry for the dying fire. I agree with Whip, FS! Nice

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Reply to Is This Really All There Is? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

The keystone discoveries of Mankind I remember when I discovered Keystone. It was way back in 1989 when I was taking some night classes at a small community college in Oklahoma and afterwards would stop at a local dive before heading home. WWW Link As discoveries go it was a pretty good one -smooth and best of all CHEAP. I hope there's more worthy discoveries to make, but... I dunno. Ones

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Reply to A Real Man in Misc JoeUser Forums

To me there is nothing more mind blowing than setting out with nothing but what you can carry I used to do that when i was younger. You know, hike in for a week in the boonies on the river. I always came out of it haggard and hungry but joyfully refilled. Need to do that again sometimes

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Reply to Moderate Man is in the Hospital in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The pricks are inside the BMW. Okay, these two are as old as grandma's titty and twice as dusty but do bear repeating... If Paris Hilton had as many pricks sticking out of her as has been stuck in her she'd look like a porcupine. ~~~ Once upon a time a little girl stuck her finger on a rose thorn and went crying to her mama. "Mama, mama! Quick! Get the cider!" she c

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Reply to A Real Man in Misc JoeUser Forums

I probably cook, no I DO cook, more than my wife. And I do at least as much laundry, house cleaning etc. In high school I played football, took shop, had ag class, and took home econonomics mainly because that's were the girls were. Real man? yes, I believe I am. And I got the jewelry to prove it!

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Reply to Moderate Man is in the Hospital in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

There was a Priest and a Nun crossing the desert on a camel one day when a terrible sand storm came. It lasted for 6 hours and when it finally cleared they were horrified to see their camel was dead. They had no food or water and the situation looked hopelss. The Priest turned to the Nun and said "Sister, seeing as we are going to die out here, can you grant me one wish?" The Nun said "Yes Father, what is your final wish?" "In all my years in the church I’ve never seen a pair of tits b

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Reply to Winter Hunger in Blogging JoeUser Forums

cardinals are the state bird... the state bird here is the mosquito. Or is it the mockingbird?

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Reply to I Ain’t Hip Hop in Poetry JoeUser Forums

we’re all searching for validation a reflection in an audience As far as I'm concerned you've certainly found it with me Buddah.

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